Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:01:51 am PST #9807 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

In anticipation of finally moving into a two bedroom, every night I try to pick a small cupboard to clean out and be brutal with the throwing away. Last week I did the "baby cupboard". I matched up all the bottles with tops, threw out all of the nipples, threw out the bottles that were crap and then packed them all away. I threw out formula, toddler cookies, and infant cereal that was over a year old. Maybe tonight while I'm cleaning the kitchen I'll clean out baking cupboard.


Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2007 7:01:54 am PST #9808 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

3rding amych.


Pix - Mar 09, 2007 7:02:03 am PST #9809 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

YAY Sparky! (Not raising my hand even a little bit, though.)


Miracleman - Mar 09, 2007 7:06:03 am PST #9810 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

My next two classes are Algebra I and Environmental Sciences.

I'm oddly eager about this. I, uh...*cough*enjoyedalgebrainschool*cough*. So I'm kinda looking forward to helping Aims out with this.

(Yes, dear, I may actually do some of your homework for you this time.)

Plus Environmental Sciences sounds fun. Yea Science!

And I think the Behavioral Sciences class would be more relevant and recommend that.

Thus endeth my 2/100ths of a dollar.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:09:40 am PST #9811 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Behavioral Science it is!


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:11:27 am PST #9812 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged. First Allison Janey and now Salma. Don't be sad honey. Drew Barrymore is still available. Well, she is unless I meet her first.


Miracleman - Mar 09, 2007 7:15:59 am PST #9813 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged. First Allison Janey and now Salma. Don't be sad honey. Drew Barrymore is still available. Well, she is unless I meet her first.

Right. Selma is off, Allyson is off...

Next up: Idina Menzel.


Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:18:04 am PST #9814 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

She's way off. Married to Taye Diggs.


Vortex - Mar 09, 2007 7:19:36 am PST #9815 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Things went pretty well. I guess having moved about a brazillion times finally paid off.

Yes, I have a box labeled "moving day" that has one plate, cup, fork, etc. I also add a box of pasta and a jar of sauce. Has sheets, a towel, soap, pjs, and a roll of toilet paper. The morning that I leave, everything I use goes in there, like the alarm clock, coffee maker, etc. Alos, the first thing I do when I walk in is make up the bed. Nothing worse than having to move crap off of the bed to make it before you can go to sleep.


Amy - Mar 09, 2007 7:20:07 am PST #9816 of 10001
Because books.

She's way off. Married to Taye Diggs.

::hates her irrationally and immediately::