Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged. First Allison Janey and now Salma. Don't be sad honey. Drew Barrymore is still available. Well, she is unless I meet her first.
I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.
Mal ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:11:27 am PST #9812 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Miracleman - Mar 09, 2007 7:15:59 am PST #9813 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, and honey - I am so sorry that your secret-to-her wife, Salma Hayek, has decided to cheat on you and get pregnant and engaged. First Allison Janey and now Salma. Don't be sad honey. Drew Barrymore is still available. Well, she is unless I meet her first.
Right. Selma is off, Allyson is off...
Next up: Idina Menzel.
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:18:04 am PST #9814 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
She's way off. Married to Taye Diggs.
Vortex - Mar 09, 2007 7:19:36 am PST #9815 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Things went pretty well. I guess having moved about a brazillion times finally paid off.
Yes, I have a box labeled "moving day" that has one plate, cup, fork, etc. I also add a box of pasta and a jar of sauce. Has sheets, a towel, soap, pjs, and a roll of toilet paper. The morning that I leave, everything I use goes in there, like the alarm clock, coffee maker, etc. Alos, the first thing I do when I walk in is make up the bed. Nothing worse than having to move crap off of the bed to make it before you can go to sleep.
Amy - Mar 09, 2007 7:20:07 am PST #9816 of 10001
Because books.
She's way off. Married to Taye Diggs.
::hates her irrationally and immediately::
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:20:40 am PST #9817 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Alos, the first thing I do when I walk in is make up the bed. Nothing worse than having to move crap off of the bed to make it before you can go to sleep.
This is exactly me. The first thing I do anytime we move, is set up the bed and make it. Can't function otherwise.
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 7:21:41 am PST #9818 of 10001
brillig
t tries to remember the last time I bothered to make the bed. Revels in her slatternliness.
Aims - Mar 09, 2007 7:22:41 am PST #9819 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Oh, mind you , I don't make it unless it's sheet changing day or we're cleaning. But when I move, have to do it first.
Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 7:27:28 am PST #9820 of 10001
brillig
Part of the non-bed-making comes from the fact that Hubby and I have separate blankets--a necessity discovered early in marriage--and that the pillows are whatever scrunchable cloth/pillowy things get piled up comfortably at the head of the bed.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 09, 2007 7:29:18 am PST #9821 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I think in this case "making up the bed" means, "when one moves to a new home, setting up the bed and putting sheets on it." Not like everyday bed making.