Mal: Can I come in? Inara: No. Mal: See? That's why I usually don't ask.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:32:45 pm PST #9631 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

MM, I think your tagline is misnumerated. Should be 8675309

Nah, man, you just got that number off the wall.


Glamcookie - Mar 08, 2007 12:37:58 pm PST #9632 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

How do you know when the oatmeal is done? The package said to simmer for 30 minutes, but it's been 20 and it looks about ready...


Sean K - Mar 08, 2007 12:38:52 pm PST #9633 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

What the hell is that number supposed to be, anyway?


Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:39:05 pm PST #9634 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

How do you know when the oatmeal is done?

It rolls over and lights a cigarette.


Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:40:05 pm PST #9635 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

What the hell is that number supposed to be, anyway?

Figure it out, get a cookie.


Connie Neil - Mar 08, 2007 12:43:31 pm PST #9636 of 10001
brillig

Is she gonna be all whiny and sloe-eyed at hot, scruffy rangers she'll never ever have? Cause I've seen that.

"Kick a little ass, kill a buncha orcs--get down tonight, get down tonight!"

Better than someone whispering her breathy immortal love all over her sappy self.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:44:45 pm PST #9637 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Better than someone whispering her breathy immortal love all over her sappy self.

You leave Legolas ALONE.


Connie Neil - Mar 08, 2007 12:45:54 pm PST #9638 of 10001
brillig

You leave Legolas ALONE.

I said "her"!


Sean K - Mar 08, 2007 12:46:15 pm PST #9639 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Figure it out, get a cookie.

What if I'd rather just know than have a cookie?


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:46:17 pm PST #9640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I KNOW.