How do you know when the oatmeal is done? The package said to simmer for 30 minutes, but it's been 20 and it looks about ready...
And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Mar 08, 2007 12:37:58 pm PST #9632 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Sean K - Mar 08, 2007 12:38:52 pm PST #9633 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
What the hell is that number supposed to be, anyway?
Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:39:05 pm PST #9634 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
How do you know when the oatmeal is done?
It rolls over and lights a cigarette.
Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:40:05 pm PST #9635 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
What the hell is that number supposed to be, anyway?
Figure it out, get a cookie.
Connie Neil - Mar 08, 2007 12:43:31 pm PST #9636 of 10001
brillig
Is she gonna be all whiny and sloe-eyed at hot, scruffy rangers she'll never ever have? Cause I've seen that.
"Kick a little ass, kill a buncha orcs--get down tonight, get down tonight!"
Better than someone whispering her breathy immortal love all over her sappy self.
Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:44:45 pm PST #9637 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Better than someone whispering her breathy immortal love all over her sappy self.
You leave Legolas ALONE.
Connie Neil - Mar 08, 2007 12:45:54 pm PST #9638 of 10001
brillig
You leave Legolas ALONE.
I said "her"!
Sean K - Mar 08, 2007 12:46:15 pm PST #9639 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Figure it out, get a cookie.
What if I'd rather just know than have a cookie?
Aims - Mar 08, 2007 12:46:17 pm PST #9640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I KNOW.
Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 12:47:40 pm PST #9641 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
What if I'd rather just know than have a cookie?
Then you will remain ignorant and hungry.