Cordelia: You're him. You're Angel's son. Connor: It's not like I got to choose.

'Hell Bound'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Mar 08, 2007 8:40:05 am PST #9512 of 10001
brillig

proactively mourns for those that might attempt to date Em in the future

I found a riff on that very topic in BRQG from when she was born.


Cashmere - Mar 08, 2007 8:40:29 am PST #9513 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

She was total destructo girl while we were at home yesterday. Ripped the cover off the thermostat and pulled the spring-thingy out. Broke my book light by pulling it apart. Destroyed a fabric lei that my sister had given me. Moved her bed into the middle of the room. Tore apart my Parenting magazine. Got yogurt all over EVERYTHING. She wouldn't eat anything unless I was eating it and then she didn't want her own bowl. She wouldn't go potty and screamed when I tried to coax, beg, bribe her to go.

Good lord. We really shouldn't allow Owen & Emeline in the same room together because we're talking MAJOR DEMOLITION. Also, it helps to know I'm not the only one dealing with this.

When I ask Owen if he wants to sit on the potty now, he runs away screaming, "NOOOOOO!"


Topic!Cindy - Mar 08, 2007 8:40:52 am PST #9514 of 10001
What is even happening?

My Dearest Darling Nora,

Thank you so much for telling me to use the heating pad. I don't actually think my back is getting any better, but I feel so much freaking better while the heat is on, if that makes any sense. Anyhow, I love you madely, and would have your babies if I weren't so old and decrepit (and no, I didn't take any Ativan, today).

Love,
Cindy


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 8:42:45 am PST #9515 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We really shouldn't allow Owen & Emeline in the same room together because we're talking MAJOR DEMOLITION.

We should instead, hire them out to construction crews!! Make a bit of money to replace all the crap they ruin.


Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 8:51:03 am PST #9516 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

We would not be having these issues if you had just gotten me a freaking camel.

Your logic is insane and happenstance, like a troll's.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 8:57:07 am PST #9517 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey, all I'm saying is soulless Spike would have given me a camel and had me half-way to happyland by now.


Pix - Mar 08, 2007 8:58:10 am PST #9518 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hey, all I'm saying is soulless Spike would have given me a camel and had me half-way to happyland by now.

I thought you were trying to avoid biting issues.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 8:59:45 am PST #9519 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can't bite me. Chip.

HEY!! That's what we do! We chip all the daycare kids!


erikaj - Mar 08, 2007 9:02:39 am PST #9520 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Weird how they turn on a dime. Hec, thanks for your offer to let me win an argument. Jealous of Gloomcookie...God, he's pretty. I'd probably giggle like a moron, or worse, ask him if his teeth were always that perfect.


Pix - Mar 08, 2007 9:06:49 am PST #9521 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, okay. I went to a soulless pre-chipped Spike kind of place.

...and now I'm just in a Spike kind of place. Mmmmm.

(It occurs to me that this may be the first time I've actually posted about Spike in this thread.)