She was total destructo girl while we were at home yesterday. Ripped the cover off the thermostat and pulled the spring-thingy out. Broke my book light by pulling it apart. Destroyed a fabric lei that my sister had given me. Moved her bed into the middle of the room. Tore apart my Parenting magazine. Got yogurt all over EVERYTHING. She wouldn't eat anything unless I was eating it and then she didn't want her own bowl. She wouldn't go potty and screamed when I tried to coax, beg, bribe her to go.
Good lord. We really shouldn't allow Owen & Emeline in the same room together because we're talking MAJOR DEMOLITION. Also, it helps to know I'm not the only one dealing with this.
When I ask Owen if he wants to sit on the potty now, he runs away screaming, "NOOOOOO!"
My Dearest Darling Nora,
Thank you so much for telling me to use the heating pad. I don't actually think my back is getting any better, but I feel so much freaking better while the heat is on, if that makes any sense. Anyhow, I love you madely, and would have your babies if I weren't so old and decrepit (and no, I didn't take any Ativan, today).
Love,
Cindy
We really shouldn't allow Owen & Emeline in the same room together because we're talking MAJOR DEMOLITION.
We should instead, hire them out to construction crews!! Make a bit of money to replace all the crap they ruin.
We would not be having these issues if you had just gotten me a freaking camel.
Your logic is insane and happenstance, like a troll's.
Hey, all I'm saying is soulless Spike would have given me a camel and had me half-way to happyland by now.
Hey, all I'm saying is soulless Spike would have given me a camel and had me half-way to happyland by now.
I thought you were trying to
avoid
biting issues.
Can't bite me. Chip.
HEY!! That's what we do! We chip all the daycare kids!
Weird how they turn on a dime.
Hec, thanks for your offer to let me win an argument.
Jealous of Gloomcookie...God, he's pretty. I'd probably giggle like a moron, or worse, ask him if his teeth were always that perfect.
Oh, okay. I went to a soulless pre-chipped Spike kind of place.
...and now I'm just in a Spike kind of place. Mmmmm.
(It occurs to me that this may be the first time I've actually posted about Spike in this thread.)
I was riffing on a Season 7 quote, sillyhead.
