Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 08, 2007 8:40:52 am PST #9514 of 10001
What is even happening?

My Dearest Darling Nora,

Thank you so much for telling me to use the heating pad. I don't actually think my back is getting any better, but I feel so much freaking better while the heat is on, if that makes any sense. Anyhow, I love you madely, and would have your babies if I weren't so old and decrepit (and no, I didn't take any Ativan, today).

Love,
Cindy


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 8:42:45 am PST #9515 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We really shouldn't allow Owen & Emeline in the same room together because we're talking MAJOR DEMOLITION.

We should instead, hire them out to construction crews!! Make a bit of money to replace all the crap they ruin.


Miracleman - Mar 08, 2007 8:51:03 am PST #9516 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

We would not be having these issues if you had just gotten me a freaking camel.

Your logic is insane and happenstance, like a troll's.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 8:57:07 am PST #9517 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Hey, all I'm saying is soulless Spike would have given me a camel and had me half-way to happyland by now.


Pix - Mar 08, 2007 8:58:10 am PST #9518 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Hey, all I'm saying is soulless Spike would have given me a camel and had me half-way to happyland by now.

I thought you were trying to avoid biting issues.


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 8:59:45 am PST #9519 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Can't bite me. Chip.

HEY!! That's what we do! We chip all the daycare kids!


erikaj - Mar 08, 2007 9:02:39 am PST #9520 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Weird how they turn on a dime. Hec, thanks for your offer to let me win an argument. Jealous of Gloomcookie...God, he's pretty. I'd probably giggle like a moron, or worse, ask him if his teeth were always that perfect.


Pix - Mar 08, 2007 9:06:49 am PST #9521 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh, okay. I went to a soulless pre-chipped Spike kind of place.

...and now I'm just in a Spike kind of place. Mmmmm.

(It occurs to me that this may be the first time I've actually posted about Spike in this thread.)


Aims - Mar 08, 2007 9:08:12 am PST #9522 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I was riffing on a Season 7 quote, sillyhead.


Ailleann - Mar 08, 2007 9:22:38 am PST #9523 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

It occurs to me that this may be the first time I've actually posted about Spike in this thread.

You mean we talk about Spike in here?