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William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2007 6:39:37 pm PST #9414 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tap.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 6:41:13 pm PST #9415 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Are they faucets? That's what I always *want* to call them, but then I think that I'm wrong, and that the faucet's where the water comes out.

Not where you're going with this, huh?

Not exactly, nope.

Though if I were, could I hire one of these as the poolboy/manservant? (keeping the existing spouse, natch): [link]


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2007 6:45:43 pm PST #9416 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I've always thought that the faucet is what controls the temperature and volume of water, but the tap was where the water came out of.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:48:49 pm PST #9417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've always thought that the faucet is what controls the temperature and volume of water, but the tap was where the water came out of.

I've always thought that 'faucet' and 'tap' are the same thing - where the water comes out of.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 6:48:58 pm PST #9418 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Apparently, after looking at plumbing supply sites (dear Santa: clawfoot for Christmas, plz.), the technical term for the thing appears to be...

are you ready???

HANDLE.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:57:01 pm PST #9419 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm a little shower, short and fat. Here is my handle and here is my tap.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 7:52:26 pm PST #9420 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well shit, the A's just lost their centerfielder for three months to back surgery.


SuziQ - Mar 07, 2007 8:24:01 pm PST #9421 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

the A's just lost their centerfielder for three months to back surgery.

PERK?

I just got into my hotel in Boise and logged in to check on stuff and this is what I find? *&@#^#*$#$

Ignoring that - I'm here, safe and sound. Uneventful flight and hotel check in. But too zoomy to sleep.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 8:27:09 pm PST #9422 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Kotsay's out with a herniated disk.

Milton goes to CF.

Swish to Right. Shannon Stewart to Left. Probably DJ at first. Means we'll also keep our Rule V pick (for now anyway), Ryan Goleski.

If DJ doesn't hit, they'll keep Ruby (I guess) and play him at first.

Or...time to bring up Buck and Barton!


SuziQ - Mar 07, 2007 8:32:25 pm PST #9423 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Probably DJ at first.

Please let this year be better than last. Can Scutaro play first? Probably not, but I'd still take him over DJ.

Before heading to the airport, I just put the family calendar together, meshing K-Bug's softball schedule, CJ's Little League games, and our A's games. What a mess. We have all three games in one day in April...they are staggered just enough that if we were on crack, we could probably get to all of them. I'll have to come up with an alternate plan eventually.