I'm a little shower, short and fat. Here is my handle and here is my tap.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:57:01 pm PST #9419 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 7:52:26 pm PST #9420 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Well shit, the A's just lost their centerfielder for three months to back surgery.
SuziQ - Mar 07, 2007 8:24:01 pm PST #9421 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
the A's just lost their centerfielder for three months to back surgery.
PERK?
I just got into my hotel in Boise and logged in to check on stuff and this is what I find? *&@#^#*$#$
Ignoring that - I'm here, safe and sound. Uneventful flight and hotel check in. But too zoomy to sleep.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 8:27:09 pm PST #9422 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Kotsay's out with a herniated disk.
Milton goes to CF.
Swish to Right. Shannon Stewart to Left. Probably DJ at first. Means we'll also keep our Rule V pick (for now anyway), Ryan Goleski.
If DJ doesn't hit, they'll keep Ruby (I guess) and play him at first.
Or...time to bring up Buck and Barton!
SuziQ - Mar 07, 2007 8:32:25 pm PST #9423 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Probably DJ at first.
Please let this year be better than last. Can Scutaro play first? Probably not, but I'd still take him over DJ.
Before heading to the airport, I just put the family calendar together, meshing K-Bug's softball schedule, CJ's Little League games, and our A's games. What a mess. We have all three games in one day in April...they are staggered just enough that if we were on crack, we could probably get to all of them. I'll have to come up with an alternate plan eventually.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 8:36:13 pm PST #9424 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Can Scutaro play first?
They might put Melhuse over there. God knows he's not getting any playing time behind Kendall, and we can always use Piazza as the backup catcher.
NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 10:49:36 pm PST #9425 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Anyone around?
beth b - Mar 07, 2007 11:10:19 pm PST #9426 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
hey ND. Matt just went off to new job. planned up grade.
NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 11:27:38 pm PST #9427 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Sounds like a pretty early day for him, I hope that all things go well.
Fay - Mar 07, 2007 11:36:31 pm PST #9428 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
saunters into thread. skips. reads
Well, she does occasionally remember to say Please. Still usually needs promting. Last night, she became enchanted with the concept of bad/not bad after Paul tried explaining the cats. We still don't think she really gets it, but she was listing many things that were Not Bad for several minutes.
spits water all over keyboard.
Yes. Bad/Not Bad as applied to cats - where does one even begin?
PS, Jilli, she has, in fact, sung Kenya in her effing sleep.
Fan tas tic!
After you introduced me to the ubercatchiness of the Kenya song, I introduced my formerlynonficreadingfriend to said song.
She then went on to win a competition which gave her an all-expenses-paid trip to Kenya!
....where she had a mad hot fling with a bloke called Linus, who was their driver (and who tracks lions for a living).
Thus in the world of me the lyrics now go "If you want to see Linus....Come to Kenya! Come to Kenya, we've got Linus!..." etc.