Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 8:36:13 pm PST #9424 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can Scutaro play first?

They might put Melhuse over there. God knows he's not getting any playing time behind Kendall, and we can always use Piazza as the backup catcher.


NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 10:49:36 pm PST #9425 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Anyone around?


beth b - Mar 07, 2007 11:10:19 pm PST #9426 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

hey ND. Matt just went off to new job. planned up grade.


NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 11:27:38 pm PST #9427 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Sounds like a pretty early day for him, I hope that all things go well.


Fay - Mar 07, 2007 11:36:31 pm PST #9428 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

saunters into thread. skips. reads

Well, she does occasionally remember to say Please. Still usually needs promting. Last night, she became enchanted with the concept of bad/not bad after Paul tried explaining the cats. We still don't think she really gets it, but she was listing many things that were Not Bad for several minutes.

spits water all over keyboard.

Yes. Bad/Not Bad as applied to cats - where does one even begin?

PS, Jilli, she has, in fact, sung Kenya in her effing sleep.

Fan tas tic!

After you introduced me to the ubercatchiness of the Kenya song, I introduced my formerlynonficreadingfriend to said song.

She then went on to win a competition which gave her an all-expenses-paid trip to Kenya!

....where she had a mad hot fling with a bloke called Linus, who was their driver (and who tracks lions for a living).

Thus in the world of me the lyrics now go "If you want to see Linus....Come to Kenya! Come to Kenya, we've got Linus!..." etc.


vw bug - Mar 08, 2007 2:20:55 am PST #9429 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I love reading here in the morning, catching up. It's always a guaranteed laugh, and I love it. Just needs to be said every once in a while.

I hope ND's ok and sleeping soundly now.


Toddson - Mar 08, 2007 3:30:41 am PST #9430 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Jilli was looking for a children's book? I saw this Halloween (last year? year before?) and meant to point it out.

Also, Jilli, you were complaining about your machine being possessed - maybe you need to get the Winchesters in to exorcise it. Got the cages in the basement prepared?


Ailleann - Mar 08, 2007 3:43:13 am PST #9431 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

flies to Jilli's house


Daisy Jane - Mar 08, 2007 3:56:29 am PST #9432 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

My dog ate my cell phone. Seriously.


vw bug - Mar 08, 2007 3:58:20 am PST #9433 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, dear, DJ! Is he/she ok?