Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 07, 2007 6:37:32 pm PST #9411 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I would have used the word faucet or tap myself....


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:38:16 pm PST #9412 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Happy fun water lever?


Pix - Mar 07, 2007 6:38:53 pm PST #9413 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Spigot?


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2007 6:39:37 pm PST #9414 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tap.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 6:41:13 pm PST #9415 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Are they faucets? That's what I always *want* to call them, but then I think that I'm wrong, and that the faucet's where the water comes out.

Not where you're going with this, huh?

Not exactly, nope.

Though if I were, could I hire one of these as the poolboy/manservant? (keeping the existing spouse, natch): [link]


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2007 6:45:43 pm PST #9416 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I've always thought that the faucet is what controls the temperature and volume of water, but the tap was where the water came out of.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:48:49 pm PST #9417 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've always thought that the faucet is what controls the temperature and volume of water, but the tap was where the water came out of.

I've always thought that 'faucet' and 'tap' are the same thing - where the water comes out of.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 6:48:58 pm PST #9418 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Apparently, after looking at plumbing supply sites (dear Santa: clawfoot for Christmas, plz.), the technical term for the thing appears to be...

are you ready???

HANDLE.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2007 6:57:01 pm PST #9419 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm a little shower, short and fat. Here is my handle and here is my tap.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 7:52:26 pm PST #9420 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Well shit, the A's just lost their centerfielder for three months to back surgery.