"Pants on bear?"
This is my very favorite Order.
I'm sorry your student went temporarily (hopefully) brain dead and you had to explain it to her parents. Glad parent was rational, and hopefully she's learned her lesson.
Oz is the highest-scoring person ever to fail to graduate.
Willow ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:49:24 pm PST #9359 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:50:53 pm PST #9360 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Take a sick day! They wouldn't let you use them on your maternity leave.
Other Orders to Mommy include: "Lillian up on bed." "Nursing! Nursing!" and "Pants on bear?"
Do we need to send this girl to Gothic Charm School? A little "Please, cocksucker" goes a long way, you know?
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:51:41 pm PST #9361 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ION, I am Getting My Way on the game scheduling changes.
I'm back to medium bad.
JZ - Mar 07, 2007 1:52:41 pm PST #9362 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I don't know that "Please, cocksucker" is particularly Gothic Charm. Wouldn't that be more, "I beg you, sloe-eyed Milky Mistress who in her benevolence bestowed upon me the dark but shimmering spark of life?"
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:06 pm PST #9363 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
If it's any (thin, translucent, barely-there) consolation at all, I get a painful number of those woolgathering monologue phone calls too, but mine usually end, several years into the call, with the caller saying, "So, what I need to know is if it's okay, if the doctor wouldn't mind, if I could possibly get your fax number." It's the cruellest possible punchline to the world's lamest shaggy dog joke.
Ha! Yes!
erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:24 pm PST #9364 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
That's good. Well, I like getting my way, anyway. Although it only happens on Leap Year or something.
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:46 pm PST #9365 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yay? Hec.
juliana - Mar 07, 2007 1:54:10 pm PST #9366 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
That is sooooo San Francisco.
Quite. It should be a fun night.
"Pants on bear?"
Eeeeee! Ded of cute.
Hell, Kristin. Sorry about dumbass student. And much no-more-waiting~ma to Drew.
aggressively stupid
"I can't brain today. I have the dumb." I actually have said that at one point or another.
NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 1:56:12 pm PST #9367 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Yeah, I think this waiting will drive me slowly over the edge, and I've been dancing on that edge for years.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:57:33 pm PST #9368 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yay? Hec.
A muted yay. Which I'll take. It's better than neutral, and things moved in the direction I preferred, even though it was a slight move.
"I can't brain today. I have the dumb."
Bwah!
Well, I like getting my way, anyway. Although it only happens on Leap Year or something.
Well, let's decide on something and have differing opinions and then I'll let your way, okay?
"Hey erika, I was thinking of ordering a book for you off Amazon. I thought maybe a history of grindcore, but maybe you'd rather have some true crime? What do you think?"