Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good.

'Underneath'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:06 pm PST #9363 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If it's any (thin, translucent, barely-there) consolation at all, I get a painful number of those woolgathering monologue phone calls too, but mine usually end, several years into the call, with the caller saying, "So, what I need to know is if it's okay, if the doctor wouldn't mind, if I could possibly get your fax number." It's the cruellest possible punchline to the world's lamest shaggy dog joke.

Ha! Yes!


erikaj - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:24 pm PST #9364 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That's good. Well, I like getting my way, anyway. Although it only happens on Leap Year or something.


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:53:46 pm PST #9365 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yay? Hec.


juliana - Mar 07, 2007 1:54:10 pm PST #9366 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

That is sooooo San Francisco.

Quite. It should be a fun night.

"Pants on bear?"

Eeeeee! Ded of cute.

Hell, Kristin. Sorry about dumbass student. And much no-more-waiting~ma to Drew.

aggressively stupid

"I can't brain today. I have the dumb." I actually have said that at one point or another.


NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 1:56:12 pm PST #9367 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Yeah, I think this waiting will drive me slowly over the edge, and I've been dancing on that edge for years.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:57:33 pm PST #9368 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yay? Hec.

A muted yay. Which I'll take. It's better than neutral, and things moved in the direction I preferred, even though it was a slight move.

"I can't brain today. I have the dumb."

Bwah!

Well, I like getting my way, anyway. Although it only happens on Leap Year or something.

Well, let's decide on something and have differing opinions and then I'll let your way, okay?

"Hey erika, I was thinking of ordering a book for you off Amazon. I thought maybe a history of grindcore, but maybe you'd rather have some true crime? What do you think?"


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:58:06 pm PST #9369 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, I think this waiting will drive me slowly over the edge, and I've been dancing on that edge for years.

You may be mad, but your hair looks fantastic!


NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 2:00:39 pm PST #9370 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

And really, that's the important thing.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 2:02:16 pm PST #9371 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And really, that's the important thing.

In David's Priority Land, yes. Britney really can't make the same claim.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 2:02:36 pm PST #9372 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Do we need to send this girl to Gothic Charm School? A little "Please, cocksucker" goes a long way, you know?

Well, she does occasionally remember to say Please. Still usually needs promting. Last night, she became enchanted with the concept of bad/not bad after Paul tried explaining the cats. We still don't think she really gets it, but she was listing many things that were Not Bad for several minutes.

PS, Jilli, she has, in fact, sung Kenya in her effing sleep.