I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Mar 07, 2007 1:08:27 pm PST #9343 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I give it when it's demanded, because it's only demanded when teeth are hurting her.

Then it's an order: "MEDICINE!!!"


Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 1:12:56 pm PST #9344 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think I forgot to bracket Sean and S. And much bracketing for juliana.

God, I hate those. "Ma'am, your goiter sounds completely fascinating, but 1) I don't care and 2) It's fucking gross. Now, can I help you with something?"

Just one part of the what seemed like hour and a half phone call went like this.

Me: When can you come in?
Her: Well I don't know because I've been under the weather you can probably hear my voice right now I think I caught it going out to that class last Saturday because it was soooo windy and it was early in the morning so I'd just washed my hair and I think that got me sick I went to the doctor yesterday maybe day before yesterday no wait it was yesterday because day before yesterday was Sunday and I couldn't have gone then wait what's today oh thats right its Wednesday so it could have been day before yesterday and anyway he said I may have an upper respiratory infection but whatever it is it feels awful with the rattling cough and I think I have a fever....

I don't know what she said after that because I shot my face off.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 1:13:18 pm PST #9345 of 10001
What is even happening?

Hee. She's such a big shot, all verbal and whatnot. I loved Jilli's LJ entry about Lillian taking her over to the computer and demanding, "Lion. Grrrwl." So. Cute.


Sean K - Mar 07, 2007 1:20:40 pm PST #9346 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Last time we checked, S's fever had finally dipped below 101. Mine was under 100 last time I checked.

Actually, my biggest worry right now, other than S not getting too sick, is how contagious I'll be tomorrow, when I have to be at work again. I really don't want to give this to anyone else, certainly not the actors or other crew as that could just kill the closing weekend.


juliana - Mar 07, 2007 1:25:46 pm PST #9347 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

In good news, I have a date on Saturday. For once, it is not with a lumberjack with issues. Rather, it is with a former punk rocker who now makes wine. He most likely has issues, though. Wine-soaked punk issues.


Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:29:14 pm PST #9348 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

YAY date with wine-soaked punk!

BOO fevers and sick!


NoiseDesign - Mar 07, 2007 1:34:36 pm PST #9349 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Hey Sean. I hope you both start to feel better soon.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 1:36:37 pm PST #9350 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wine-soaked punk issues.

That is sooooo San Francisco.


JZ - Mar 07, 2007 1:37:23 pm PST #9351 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ayy, poor Hec.

If it's any (thin, translucent, barely-there) consolation at all, I get a painful number of those woolgathering monologue phone calls too, but mine usually end, several years into the call, with the caller saying, "So, what I need to know is if it's okay, if the doctor wouldn't mind, if I could possibly get your fax number." It's the cruellest possible punchline to the world's lamest shaggy dog joke.


Pix - Mar 07, 2007 1:39:50 pm PST #9352 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My fun phone call today was having to break the news to a parent that her beloved daughter had unintentionally plagiarized (don't ask--way too tired to explain it) her final exam and therefore had flunked it. Do I win for crappy calls? For today anyway?

Drew, sweetie, so much sanity~ma to you. I know waiting is making you crazy (it's making me crazy too), and I hope the call comes soon.