Also kinda complainy:
Where's MM? I just had the talkiest meat work phone call evah! We were down to her discussing her health problems with me.
I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Oz ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Mar 07, 2007 11:07:13 am PST #9329 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
juliana - Mar 07, 2007 11:21:33 am PST #9330 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Totally complainy, but if I don't vent somewhere, I'm going to 'splode.
OMG y'all, my blood is pure adrenaline right now. I have no freakin' voice, and yet my boss and all of his directs are calling me all the time. Everyone's stressed out because of crappy numbers and events that didn't work as planned and things generally beyond my control, but the shit sure as hell is flowing downward (to me), and I can't fucking defend myself because I can't talk. I shouldn't be here - I'm running a low fever and have no voice - but even missing yesterday put me two days behind. PLUS, there's the fact that I'm not good at this job and everyone knows it and everyone knows I'm looking for a way out and I just feel like I'm being judged and consistently found failing. I have my checklist of shit to do and I'm listening to Rob Zombie to keep me moving forward and focused, but that may be stressing me out more.
Anyway. Done venting. Just needed to get it out there before I snap the most!annoying!coworker!ever! in half (I have a meeting with him in 30 minutes, even though I don't support him. Grrr).
Totally tl;dr. Sorry!
Sean K - Mar 07, 2007 11:23:18 am PST #9331 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Fuck. My temperature is back up.
I need this to be a thing that goes away quickly. For S's sake.
Damn it.
JZ - Mar 07, 2007 11:25:13 am PST #9332 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
{{{juliana}}}
Would some Slings & Arrows and alcohol over the weekend help any?
SuziQ - Mar 07, 2007 11:27:45 am PST #9333 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I'm listening to Rob Zombie
Lurves juliana.
{{{{{bitches}}}}} Y'all get better, now. World - lay off my bitches. Seriously.
I get to head back to lovely Boise tonight. Wheeeeeeeeeee! Have not decided if I'm taking the laptop or not. I return Friday afternoon...so this is just a quicky.
Amy - Mar 07, 2007 11:43:12 am PST #9334 of 10001
Because books.
{{{{juliana}}}}
Just make sure nurse gets the hairdryer, the dentist gets the three day pass to Tokyo, Frank gets the birthday party and Klinger can get the signatures on his Section 8.
I love that episode!
Ah, M*A*S*H. I haven't watched it in a long time, but I miss it. My dad could probably quote from every episode. He watches it pretty much every day still.
Miracleman - Mar 07, 2007 11:45:23 am PST #9335 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Where's MM? I just had the talkiest meat work phone call evah! We were down to her discussing her health problems with me.
God, I hate those. "Ma'am, your goiter sounds completely fascinating, but 1) I don't care and 2) It's fucking gross. Now, can I help you with something?"
Another favorite, during the pause while you look something up for the customer: "So. You guys are in California?" "Yes." "How's the weather?"
I always want to say: "We're in Southern California. We don't have 'weather', we have 'climate'. Also, sir...SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE SECONDS, WILL YOU? FIVE SECONDS! CAN YOU JUST DEAL WITH FIVE SECONDS OF SILENCE? Jesus! Take some fucking Ritalin or something while I attempt to get the information you requested.
Also? Shut up."
juliana - Mar 07, 2007 11:53:28 am PST #9336 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
JZ, yes it might. I've got Sunday open. Bless.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2007 12:18:54 pm PST #9337 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ, yes it might. I've got Sunday open. Bless.
Let's do it!
JZ - Mar 07, 2007 12:26:54 pm PST #9338 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
juliana, EXCELLENT. I'll be around all Sunday afternoon and evening from 4:00 on. Hec may be out much of the time working on the book, but I'm around.
That goes for Emily and Lee, too, btw. They just have to agree to set a portion of the visit aside for the ritual cursing of juliana's eeevul job.