Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 03, 2007 7:45:00 am PST #8623 of 10001
What is even happening?

So, L goes home. Mr Jane and I head to our neck of the woods for the friend's b-day drink. I'm in the car fiddling with the Pod, and my phone rings. I figure it's L wanting to talk some more. Nope. It's Mr. Jane's mom. She says that Mr. Jane's cousin, 15 year old skating superstar, killed herself yesterday.

Oh Daisy, my word. I'm so sorry. That poor family.

Can I quit now?
Yes. Naps. Cookies. Scotch. Nicotine. Good movies and books. Sex. Food. That's all you're allowed to do.


Daisy Jane - Mar 03, 2007 7:47:27 am PST #8624 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yes. Naps. Cookies. Scotch. Nicotine. Good movies and books. Sex. Food. That's all you're allowed to do.

Imma totally let you be the boss of me.


Scrappy - Mar 03, 2007 7:48:17 am PST #8625 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh, DJ, so sorry. How tragic.


Deena - Mar 03, 2007 7:55:54 am PST #8626 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I'm so sorry DJ. I hope Mr. Jane is okay.

Has anyone else ever had a disconnect with turning a certain age?

40 was no big deal, but I'm going to turn 44 this year. I'm suddenly thinking, Wow, that's grown up! I'm still a giggler! I can't be a grown up yet!

I like your inner 5 year old.

Robin, I hope the cramps have eased up and your uterus' last hurrah has tapered off to metaphorical beer bottles in the street. I'm sending the ~ma that the surgery goes easily and the healing is quick.


Glamcookie - Mar 03, 2007 7:56:47 am PST #8627 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

What awful news, DJ. That is so terrible.


Glamcookie - Mar 03, 2007 8:01:02 am PST #8628 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy early b-day, Cindy!

Here is more photo silliness. Me and my bro (I'm about 8 here - nice haircut!) [link] Notice the body language. I really really really liked being an only child (sorry, Johnny!). Quintessential shot of me in the mid-90s [link] I was getting ready for a show we were doing that night. Swap out the dress for another of the same type and the boots for black kneesocks and lace up oxfords and you have pretty much every show outfit I ever wore.


sj - Mar 03, 2007 8:07:39 am PST #8629 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Has anyone else ever had a disconnect with turning a certain age?

I'm turning 30 this summer, and that just doesn't seem real to me. I have always thought of 30 as being a real adult, and I thought my life would be in a slightly different place by now. It doesn't feel old necessarily, just odd.


P.M. Marc - Mar 03, 2007 8:09:04 am PST #8630 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, DJ, darling. I'm so sorry. For you and Mr DJ. Listen to Cindy's prescription pad.


sj - Mar 03, 2007 8:10:07 am PST #8631 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{DJ and Mr. DJ}}} I'm so sorry for your loss.


Aims - Mar 03, 2007 8:19:15 am PST #8632 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

{{{DJ and Mr Jane}}} How awful. You are in my thoughts, bebe.