Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'

'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Feb 26, 2007 2:09:23 pm PST #7545 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Nora}}}


DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 2:13:36 pm PST #7546 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'ma have a drink. damn.

"Barkeep. Got anything for an itchy cooter?"


juliana - Feb 26, 2007 2:14:13 pm PST #7547 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Fernet!


JZ - Feb 26, 2007 2:24:55 pm PST #7548 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, man, Nora, that sounds vile!

But, yes, Fernet. It's restorative and medicinal. It's practically your duty!


Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2007 2:25:09 pm PST #7549 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ok. So, I arrive in SF Thursday Apr. 19 at 3:20 pm and y'all have me until Sunday April 22 at 10:15 am.

Skipping to say, Daisy Jane: if my calculations are correct, there will be an OMWF singalong in Oakland that Thursday night. Regardless, I'm excited to see you!


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 2:25:11 pm PST #7550 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, poor Nora. I've never had that happen from an exam, but maybe they scratched you or gave you some sort of abrasion during the exam, and then it got irritated (by sex, or something) after? I say take a bath and sleep bare assed. Maybe take one of Tom's Ativans, too.

Have you been on any antibiotics, or anything?


Cashmere - Feb 26, 2007 2:26:05 pm PST #7551 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's restorative and medicinal

It's a cure-all! Dr. Fernet's Amazing Restorative Elixir.

I've never had it, though.


Pix - Feb 26, 2007 2:26:42 pm PST #7552 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

"Your arm's off!"

"Fernet!"

ETA: I meant to say poor Nora, too, cuz those girly bit icks are the worst things ever.


Cashmere - Feb 26, 2007 2:28:56 pm PST #7553 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

"Your arm's off!"

"Fernet!"

It's only a flesh wound! Nothing a little Fernet won't fix.


juliana - Feb 26, 2007 2:31:49 pm PST #7554 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ETA: I meant to say poor Nora, too, cuz those girly bit icks are the worst things ever.

Indeed. That sucks, Nora.

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

It's a holdover from playing rugby. "Rub some dirt in it!" And no. Sometimes Valium is the answer. Though not at the Oscars.