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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Feb 26, 2007 2:26:42 pm PST #7552 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

"Your arm's off!"

"Fernet!"

ETA: I meant to say poor Nora, too, cuz those girly bit icks are the worst things ever.


Cashmere - Feb 26, 2007 2:28:56 pm PST #7553 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

"Your arm's off!"

"Fernet!"

It's only a flesh wound! Nothing a little Fernet won't fix.


juliana - Feb 26, 2007 2:31:49 pm PST #7554 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ETA: I meant to say poor Nora, too, cuz those girly bit icks are the worst things ever.

Indeed. That sucks, Nora.

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

It's a holdover from playing rugby. "Rub some dirt in it!" And no. Sometimes Valium is the answer. Though not at the Oscars.


billytea - Feb 26, 2007 2:33:28 pm PST #7555 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's a holdover from playing rugby. "Rub some dirt in it!"

During a State of Origin rugby league match, after a guy had cut his knee in the process of scoring a try, you had the commentators opining that "all he wants now is a corner to lie down in and a dog to lick his wounds."

Um. Not so appropriate, I guess.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 2:52:58 pm PST #7556 of 10001
What is even happening?

Plei, are you around? Here's some pictures of SMG with brown hair. She looks wonderful (although I hate her dress). [link]

eta...

I meant to add (because I know a lot of Buffistas will be interested), Lee Pace is in a couple of the photos, too.


Calli - Feb 26, 2007 3:02:10 pm PST #7557 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

And large numbers of their damsels have a good deal of smarts and agency.

Hmmm. I missed a couple of episodes this season, although not many. Was there one where the Baddy of the Week went after the damsel and she kicked its ass? Without her being a Baddy in disguise?

More, usually, than the dudesels.

There are a lot of clueless, silly guys in the show, to be sure. But there are also a number of men who know the score and are active in the hunt. I don't remember seeing any number of women doing this. The woman I remember who knows the most about what's what does so due to her late husband's involvement and seems more like an unusually aware victim of the situation than a full participant.

Unless the dudesel is Dean, but then, we all know Dean's the girliest girl in girlonia.

That's 'cause he's the prettiest.


Jen - Feb 26, 2007 3:05:36 pm PST #7558 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Nora, it's possible that the doc used a new kind of lubricant for the speculum this time, which might be causing the irritation. Itchy/burny reactions to lube aren't uncommon.

Unfortunately the only treatment is to leave it alone and let it go away on its own time. My other suggestion is anecdotal, but I think anything that increases cervical secretions will help to flush things out, for lack of a more delicate way of putting it. So, I advise you to have as many non-penetrative orgasms as possible.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 3:07:46 pm PST #7559 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jen, would an antihistimine help?


Calli - Feb 26, 2007 3:11:57 pm PST #7560 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Ugh, that sounds really uncomfortable Nora. If it is an allergic reaction, benedryl (pill form, not lotion) might help. I've had reactions to things that normally didn't cause problems when my system was primed with other allergy issues. I hope it clears up for you soon.


Cashmere - Feb 26, 2007 3:14:42 pm PST #7561 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Plei, are you around? Here's some pictures of SMG with brown hair. She looks wonderful (although I hate her dress).

Even in that 'tater sack of a dress, she's so gorgeous.

Nora, I hope the awfulness goes away quickly.

The price I pay for taking the kids out nearly every day last week? Colds with runny noses. It's like a gift with purchase.