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Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2007 2:04:32 pm PST #7543 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oh, my GOD. I'm SO annoyed right now. (w/f for dumbass coochie problems) so I have my Pap on Friday, and afterward, things don't feel quite right. I tell myself that it was just one of those things in the obtaining of cells. Maybe a scratch or summat. NOW, of course, I have a full scale itchy assault going on! I got some of that goddamn itching and burning cream, which has relieved the itch by causing a BURN AND I go to leave a message for my doctor to explain the problem in explicit detail so I don't have to go into it in the very public space of my office, and I can't even do that.

FUCKERTY FUCK FUCK. This is so hurty/itchy/painful. Has anyone else ever gotten some sort of itchy infection from a Pap? I don't think it's a yeast infection, I don't have any of the other symptoms (discharge, odor, etc.)

Nora Deirdre - Feb 26, 2007 2:06:53 pm PST #7544 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'ma have a drink. damn.

sj - Feb 26, 2007 2:09:23 pm PST #7545 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Nora}}}

DavidS - Feb 26, 2007 2:13:36 pm PST #7546 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'ma have a drink. damn.

"Barkeep. Got anything for an itchy cooter?"

juliana - Feb 26, 2007 2:14:13 pm PST #7547 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Fernet!

JZ - Feb 26, 2007 2:24:55 pm PST #7548 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, man, Nora, that sounds vile!

But, yes, Fernet. It's restorative and medicinal. It's practically your duty!

Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2007 2:25:09 pm PST #7549 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ok. So, I arrive in SF Thursday Apr. 19 at 3:20 pm and y'all have me until Sunday April 22 at 10:15 am.

Skipping to say, Daisy Jane: if my calculations are correct, there will be an OMWF singalong in Oakland that Thursday night. Regardless, I'm excited to see you!

Topic!Cindy - Feb 26, 2007 2:25:11 pm PST #7550 of 10001

What is even happening?

Oh, poor Nora. I've never had that happen from an exam, but maybe they scratched you or gave you some sort of abrasion during the exam, and then it got irritated (by sex, or something) after? I say take a bath and sleep bare assed. Maybe take one of Tom's Ativans, too.

Have you been on any antibiotics, or anything?

Cashmere - Feb 26, 2007 2:26:05 pm PST #7551 of 10001

Now tagless for your comfort.

It's restorative and medicinal

It's a cure-all! Dr. Fernet's Amazing Restorative Elixir.

I've never had it, though.

Pix - Feb 26, 2007 2:26:42 pm PST #7552 of 10001

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I'm pretty sure that's Juliana's answer for just about any medical problem.

"Your arm's off!"

"Fernet!"

ETA: I meant to say poor Nora, too, cuz those girly bit icks are the worst things ever.

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