Grr!

Dear eBay sellers, when you list a fucking item, and you mention a size, PLEASE TO BE SAYING IF YOU'RE CLAIMING SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE TAG SIZE.

Signed,

You listed these pants as an 8, and their label says 6.

You're only not getting a bitchy email because I'm lazy and because they zipped up.

And they zipped and when the label says a six.

(It's a little hard to be bitchy after zipping up size six pants.)

(For me.)

(Or it was.)

(And it totally would be, now.)

(It's a little hard to be bitchy after zipping up size six pants.)

Totally.

They're still about 5lbs from flattering, IMO, but at least I know they'll work with a few more workouts.

Juliana: Are two bags enough, and do you want them tomorrow or Sunday?

I'm bored. And lonely. And no one's on IM. And I wanted to invite some friends over to watch the Oscars, but my apartment's a mess and there's no way I can get it to guest-having cleanliness in time. And maybe I should see if some people want to go see a movie tomorrow, but it's kind of late to try to organize anything like that.

Plei, do I remember you saying you put something in your can of Sofia before you drank it? I've tried a can and it's not as sweet as I usually like sparkling wine. But it's still pretty tasty.

Huh. I put in bitters to cut the sweetness.

You can do bitters + sugarcube (the true Champagne Cocktail recipe), but Sofia's about ten million times sweeter than I usually like, as I'm a dry, dry girl.

but Sofia's about ten million times sweeter than I usually like, as I'm a dry, dry girl.

Wow, you are, indeed. I was thinking this is kind of dry for me. I'll try the bitters & sugarcube for the champagne cocktail. It may have to wait until tomorrow because I'm fairly sure we don't have any bitters. We don't keep a well-stocked bar--just some Jim, Jack & José and usually I keep a bottle of white zin chilled.

Plei, congratulations on the weight loss! How did you do it?

Where'd people go?