Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Feb 23, 2007 11:29:06 am PST #7148 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Was your marriage license not in Queen's English, therefore you missed that part? It's right under the "Jilli does not have to provide snacky-type foods while you shoot people in the head." clause.

nods

See, The Empress understands about these things.

Y'all DO realize that Peev's clothes are molded on like an action figure's, right? RIGHT????

Look, until David Bowie and Gerard Way magically appear out of one of my wardrobes, I'm not agreeing to this theory. IJS ...


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 23, 2007 11:30:34 am PST #7149 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Y'all DO realize that Peev's clothes are molded on like an action figure's, right? RIGHT????

Ah, right on time. I was expecting this response from Plei.

Y'know, my current state of attire would certainly disprove your theory.

Was your marriage license not in Queen's English, therefore you missed that part? It's right under the "Jilli does not have to provide snacky-type foods while you shoot people in the head." clause.

Hush you.


Maria - Feb 23, 2007 11:30:59 am PST #7150 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

if we are paid up to a certain point in time, does that count for something?

To be honest, I don't know. It depends upon what's in your renter's agreement. Your landlord does have to give you a certain amount of notice, which is usually 30 days. He/she can't sell it tomorrow and ask you to quit the premises the day after.


Miracleman - Feb 23, 2007 11:31:32 am PST #7151 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm sure your lovely wife is quite skilled in the non-caring Olympics herself, Mr. Stripey Tights & Candy Bra Man.

Naw, that ain't me, I'm from Buffalo.


Maria - Feb 23, 2007 11:33:18 am PST #7152 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ha! This is what happens when the phone rings and I walk away mid-post.

I'm in verra good company. Scrappy and Vortex are wise, sj, and I love the cross-postiness of it.


Aims - Feb 23, 2007 11:33:28 am PST #7153 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See, The Empress understands about these things.

Hells yeah I do. I read and re-read my marriage license to make sure it didn't have shit in there like, "Wife will forgo buying new shoes in deference to husband buying comic books" or "Husband shall have all rights to question certain beauty choices and all hithertootherefore."

Hush you.

YOU hush!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 23, 2007 11:35:36 am PST #7154 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

YOU hush!
Is this going to turn to hair-pulling next? You'd be at a distinct disadvantage.


Aims - Feb 23, 2007 11:36:39 am PST #7155 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is this going to turn to hair-pulling next? You'd be at a distinct disadvantage.

I figured we'd go the hand slapping first and then the flicking of the ears.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 23, 2007 11:37:45 am PST #7156 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Gah! Not the flicking of ears! uh. Oh, I hate that. That frikkin' HURTS.


juliana - Feb 23, 2007 11:38:09 am PST #7157 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Don't forget the tickling, Aimee!!