Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Feb 23, 2007 11:31:32 am PST #7151 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I'm sure your lovely wife is quite skilled in the non-caring Olympics herself, Mr. Stripey Tights & Candy Bra Man.

Naw, that ain't me, I'm from Buffalo.


Maria - Feb 23, 2007 11:33:18 am PST #7152 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ha! This is what happens when the phone rings and I walk away mid-post.

I'm in verra good company. Scrappy and Vortex are wise, sj, and I love the cross-postiness of it.


Aims - Feb 23, 2007 11:33:28 am PST #7153 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See, The Empress understands about these things.

Hells yeah I do. I read and re-read my marriage license to make sure it didn't have shit in there like, "Wife will forgo buying new shoes in deference to husband buying comic books" or "Husband shall have all rights to question certain beauty choices and all hithertootherefore."

Hush you.

YOU hush!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 23, 2007 11:35:36 am PST #7154 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

YOU hush!
Is this going to turn to hair-pulling next? You'd be at a distinct disadvantage.


Aims - Feb 23, 2007 11:36:39 am PST #7155 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is this going to turn to hair-pulling next? You'd be at a distinct disadvantage.

I figured we'd go the hand slapping first and then the flicking of the ears.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 23, 2007 11:37:45 am PST #7156 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Gah! Not the flicking of ears! uh. Oh, I hate that. That frikkin' HURTS.


juliana - Feb 23, 2007 11:38:09 am PST #7157 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Don't forget the tickling, Aimee!!


Aims - Feb 23, 2007 11:38:54 am PST #7158 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

AND THE JELL-O!!!!!!!


Maria - Feb 23, 2007 11:42:07 am PST #7159 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Not the flicking of ears!

Would you rather have them boxed? I'm sure that can be arranged.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Feb 23, 2007 11:42:38 am PST #7160 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I'm not really ticklish. Jilli is. A lot.

Oh, god, the jello.

...

I suppose I should go get painting, huh?