See, The Empress understands about these things.
Hells yeah I do. I read and re-read my marriage license to make sure it didn't have shit in there like, "Wife will forgo buying new shoes in deference to husband buying comic books" or "Husband shall have all rights to question certain beauty choices and all hithertootherefore."
Hush you.
YOU hush!
YOU hush!
Is this going to turn to hair-pulling next? You'd be at a distinct disadvantage.
Is this going to turn to hair-pulling next? You'd be at a distinct disadvantage.
I figured we'd go the hand slapping first and then the flicking of the ears.
Gah! Not the flicking of ears! uh. Oh, I hate that. That frikkin' HURTS.
Don't forget the tickling, Aimee!!
Not the flicking of ears!
Would you rather have them boxed? I'm sure that can be arranged.
I'm not really ticklish. Jilli is. A lot.
Oh, god, the jello.
...
I suppose I should go get painting, huh?
Y'know, my current state of attire would certainly disprove your theory.
You're wearing vermillion panties?
I'm not really ticklish. Jilli is. A lot.
I seem to remember hitting the sweet spot (as it were) at the F2F. Or was I drunk?
HA! Trick question!