Birthday Happies for Laura!!
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 7:03:30 am PST #6894 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Pix - Feb 22, 2007 7:06:35 am PST #6895 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
Happy Interview Day, ND! You're going to blow them away, sweetie. I can't wait to hear all about your day.
Scrappy - Feb 22, 2007 7:18:36 am PST #6896 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Break a leg, ND! I am sure they will see what an asset you will be to their department!
Miracleman - Feb 22, 2007 7:25:24 am PST #6897 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
HB, Laura!
Good luck, ND!
I am so NOT in the fucking mood for this place right now. Crabby. Cranky. Fuckin' SO OVER it all.
Carry on.
Cashmere - Feb 22, 2007 7:27:19 am PST #6898 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Birthday Happies to Laura!!!!
Aims - Feb 22, 2007 7:30:45 am PST #6899 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Crabby. Cranky.
Me, too. I yelled at people while I was driving. Not other drivers, mind you. Like, "You! Person I knew in thrid grade! You were mean to me and you suck. I hate you." and "You! Supposed "friend" you are this this this and this and how dare you tell me that that that and that? Fuck you!"
Daisy Jane - Feb 22, 2007 7:31:23 am PST #6900 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Speaking of being over work. Why do people ask me when a coworker who is out sick will be back? How would I have any clue? I've just been telling them, "I'm sure she'll be back when she's feeling better." But just now I got, "Do you know when that will be?" Uh... no.
SuziQ - Feb 22, 2007 7:36:44 am PST #6901 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Daisy - you and your missing coworker aren't BFF??? Tell the nosey folks to go ask HR for missing coworkers phone number so they can call and ask about the state of germiness.
Hippo Birdies, Laura!
Beverly - Feb 22, 2007 7:50:15 am PST #6902 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Knock 'em dead, ND!
Well, not literally. They can't give you the job if they're all corpsified and gross.
Felicitations on the Anniversary of Your Natal Day, Laura! Wishing you cake, with candles, and a lovely year ahead of all your favorite things!
That Liv--she's even adorable with blue marker all over her sweet face! And it's so neat that Sara is a Buffista already--short training period, yes!
The eggs sound marvy, but I can't waaaait to coddle my eggs. Gimme 'em over easy, with whites set firm and yolks still runny, to eat over buttered, salted grits. Num.
I have eschewed grits for lo, these many years. Having had wheat taken off the table, and thus cream of/farina, I've turned to the processed-with-lye corn product of my yout', and have found it quite adequate for sopping up extra egg yolk. And along with my antipathy to ham, I seem to have developed an even more recent dislike of bacon.
I know, I'm scandalized myself, but what can you do? Smells yummy, tastes like ass. Salty, porkish ass.
Amy - Feb 22, 2007 7:53:20 am PST #6903 of 10001
Because books.
And along with my antipathy to ham, I seem to have developed an even more recent dislike of bacon.
I forgot to say! Sara is a bacon fiend. Fiend, I say. She would eat it every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner if I let her.
Yeah, she's got some Buffista in her. I don't know how she feels about muffalettas yet, though.