The Top Ten Best Darwinian Pick-up Lines!
Really, the only one I liked at all was the winner:
Is it subverting our genetic imperative if you cum all over my face?
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Feb 15, 2007 8:45:16 am PST #5837 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nora Deirdre - Feb 15, 2007 8:49:10 am PST #5838 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
ew! Man, I hate that c-word. ugh. UGH!
Anyway...
Still at home. Have not gone outside although Tom keeps trying to chip through the ice on our sidewalk. Limited success though. I have attempted to keep the morale of the shovelling troop going by making extra cheezy mac & cheese. Also, I have started a paper due on Tuesday so maybe I won't have to work on it all weekend long!
JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:49:49 am PST #5839 of 10001
I can't even.
JohnS, do you need some bosom corner time?
Is there another answer to that question other than "Yes, please!"
Because if there is, my mind is a blank.
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:50:51 am PST #5840 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
wraps JohnS in the sweet, warm, cushiony goodness
JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 8:55:53 am PST #5841 of 10001
I can't even.
wraps JohnS in the sweet, warm, cushiony goodness
This day started well, for a workday. Boss is on vacation today. Then some cow-irkers got irky and I acquired some crankiness.
All better now.
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 8:57:52 am PST #5842 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.
JohnSweden - Feb 15, 2007 9:03:19 am PST #5843 of 10001
I can't even.
Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.
Bosom contact really should be a two-way decrankifier. (Minors not included, some limitations apply where void by law.)
DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 9:03:32 am PST #5844 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.
Yeah, I got stuck in the corner of vice at the F2F and was thoroughly and pleasantly smushed in a pack of all-girl makeup session with extra added bosoms.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 9:10:52 am PST #5845 of 10001
What is even happening?
Contact with bosoms can take away the crankiness of anyone but the owner of said bosoms.
It can if the contactor is doing it right.
Aims - Feb 15, 2007 9:13:02 am PST #5846 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I meant general contact! Sheesh.
Perv.