Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Feb 15, 2007 7:13:42 am PST #5793 of 10001
Because books.

Also, the promise of "big girl underwear" is pretty tempting, I think

Not to me, unless I'm being promised I can take it off.


Laura - Feb 15, 2007 7:13:56 am PST #5794 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

She wants to "paint pictures and have snack and run around and paint pictures and..."

Time for me to go eat lunch. I totally read that as "have smack," which wrong.

Yes Cindy, he does have sinus and allergy issues. When he was a toddler he had fluid in his ears, but never had an ear infection. Just fluid messing with his hearing. He grew out of it, but now he is not hearing again. It could be the sinus, or it could be that now he is getting puberty ear wax issues. Brendon has a bunch for a while. It either improved, or his grooming habits improved.

See, you didn't wake up for Julia because a) sick and b) couldn't hear!


SuziQ - Feb 15, 2007 7:17:08 am PST #5795 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

She wants to "paint pictures and have snack and run around and paint pictures and..."

Shoot, me too! And I wear big girl underwear, so why am I stuck at work being bored to tears?


P.M. Marc - Feb 15, 2007 7:19:38 am PST #5796 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cindy, sick people get a pass on waking up.

This morning, when I went out to dig out the car, it had already been mostly dug out, and had a little something drawn in the snow on the hood: [link] (closeup). The Boy stayed over last night, and he always gets up and leaves before I even get up, and apparently he dug my car out for me this morning.

AWWW! That's seriously adorable. Bless.

Laura, may it just be wax build-up.

ChiKat, get better.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 7:19:59 am PST #5797 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Nerd alert!

Chatty!co-worker brought in this music box set today. We've been cracking jokes about teeny tiny soldiers hidden inside, who lull you into a false sense of safety with the promise of good music, and then at night, they LEAP out of the box and conquer all your lesser CDs.


juliana - Feb 15, 2007 7:24:31 am PST #5798 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Tep, you are totally dooooooomed. So cute.

And the music box set? I wouldn't necessarily have thought of tiny soldiers, ifyouknowwhatImean....


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 7:34:17 am PST #5799 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Color me doomed.

I'm not sure I have that color in my Crayola box.

Huh. And the Trojan label is so closely allied to Jamaican music to me that it doesn't really have Trojan horse or condom associations. Like how you don't actually think of bugs when you hear "The Beatles."

(Which, growing up, I was not cool enough to appreciate that they were punning on the Beats, and beat music and simultaneously making an homage to Buddy Holly's band The Crickets.)


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #5800 of 10001
What is even happening?

And the music box set? I wouldn't necessarily have thought of tiny soldiers, ifyouknowwhatImean....

Yeah. I thought of the thing that prevents the invasion of same.


ChiKat - Feb 15, 2007 7:48:50 am PST #5801 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sits in the corner with juliana and Cindy.


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 7:52:07 am PST #5802 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sits in the corner with juliana and Cindy.

Juliana I'd like to point out that you are now sitting next to two of the most infectious people at b.org.