Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Feb 15, 2007 7:24:31 am PST #5798 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Tep, you are totally dooooooomed. So cute.

And the music box set? I wouldn't necessarily have thought of tiny soldiers, ifyouknowwhatImean....


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 7:34:17 am PST #5799 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Color me doomed.

I'm not sure I have that color in my Crayola box.

Huh. And the Trojan label is so closely allied to Jamaican music to me that it doesn't really have Trojan horse or condom associations. Like how you don't actually think of bugs when you hear "The Beatles."

(Which, growing up, I was not cool enough to appreciate that they were punning on the Beats, and beat music and simultaneously making an homage to Buddy Holly's band The Crickets.)


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #5800 of 10001
What is even happening?

And the music box set? I wouldn't necessarily have thought of tiny soldiers, ifyouknowwhatImean....

Yeah. I thought of the thing that prevents the invasion of same.


ChiKat - Feb 15, 2007 7:48:50 am PST #5801 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sits in the corner with juliana and Cindy.


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 7:52:07 am PST #5802 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sits in the corner with juliana and Cindy.

Juliana I'd like to point out that you are now sitting next to two of the most infectious people at b.org.


juliana - Feb 15, 2007 7:53:17 am PST #5803 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Juliana I'd like to point out that you are now sitting next to two of the most infectious people at b.org.

Hmmmm. Well, the Italian grandmas say Fernet is a health tonic, so I should be good to go!

passes Fernet to the sickies


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 7:53:44 am PST #5804 of 10001
What is even happening?

But we have condoms. Some are black.


ChiKat - Feb 15, 2007 7:56:20 am PST #5805 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I finished my antibiotics! I don't think I'm infectious anymore. At least not in the bacterial/viral way. My charm, however, is extremely infectious.


SuziQ - Feb 15, 2007 7:59:26 am PST #5806 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

My charm, however, is extremely infectious.

OMG, yes.

Not sure why we are in the corner, but can I hang with y'all?


erikaj - Feb 15, 2007 8:00:38 am PST #5807 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

My poor mom would have been sick again, had she not heard me. Cause it still would have been her problem. My dad is, like, made of powdered sugar or something. (Sorry. He was over here yesterday, helping/making me insane.) But I got what I needed and did not get weepy or screechy or anything.