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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


P.M. Marc - Feb 15, 2007 7:19:38 am PST #5796 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cindy, sick people get a pass on waking up.

This morning, when I went out to dig out the car, it had already been mostly dug out, and had a little something drawn in the snow on the hood: [link] (closeup). The Boy stayed over last night, and he always gets up and leaves before I even get up, and apparently he dug my car out for me this morning.

AWWW! That's seriously adorable. Bless.

Laura, may it just be wax build-up.

ChiKat, get better.


Steph L. - Feb 15, 2007 7:19:59 am PST #5797 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Nerd alert!

Chatty!co-worker brought in this music box set today. We've been cracking jokes about teeny tiny soldiers hidden inside, who lull you into a false sense of safety with the promise of good music, and then at night, they LEAP out of the box and conquer all your lesser CDs.


juliana - Feb 15, 2007 7:24:31 am PST #5798 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Tep, you are totally dooooooomed. So cute.

And the music box set? I wouldn't necessarily have thought of tiny soldiers, ifyouknowwhatImean....


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 7:34:17 am PST #5799 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Color me doomed.

I'm not sure I have that color in my Crayola box.

Huh. And the Trojan label is so closely allied to Jamaican music to me that it doesn't really have Trojan horse or condom associations. Like how you don't actually think of bugs when you hear "The Beatles."

(Which, growing up, I was not cool enough to appreciate that they were punning on the Beats, and beat music and simultaneously making an homage to Buddy Holly's band The Crickets.)


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 7:36:43 am PST #5800 of 10001
What is even happening?

And the music box set? I wouldn't necessarily have thought of tiny soldiers, ifyouknowwhatImean....

Yeah. I thought of the thing that prevents the invasion of same.


ChiKat - Feb 15, 2007 7:48:50 am PST #5801 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sits in the corner with juliana and Cindy.


DavidS - Feb 15, 2007 7:52:07 am PST #5802 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sits in the corner with juliana and Cindy.

Juliana I'd like to point out that you are now sitting next to two of the most infectious people at b.org.


juliana - Feb 15, 2007 7:53:17 am PST #5803 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Juliana I'd like to point out that you are now sitting next to two of the most infectious people at b.org.

Hmmmm. Well, the Italian grandmas say Fernet is a health tonic, so I should be good to go!

passes Fernet to the sickies


Topic!Cindy - Feb 15, 2007 7:53:44 am PST #5804 of 10001
What is even happening?

But we have condoms. Some are black.


ChiKat - Feb 15, 2007 7:56:20 am PST #5805 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I finished my antibiotics! I don't think I'm infectious anymore. At least not in the bacterial/viral way. My charm, however, is extremely infectious.