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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 13, 2007 6:46:47 am PST #5245 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I will be very bitter if DC gets a snow day tomorrow or Wednesday and I don't because I am in Texas. That would SUCK.

It looks like you might anyway. We're supposed to have snow tomorrow- then back up to 60 for the weekend. Craxy-assed weather.

Poor sick Cindy babies!


Pix - Feb 13, 2007 6:53:21 am PST #5246 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Poor sick kidlets and poor sick-of-dealing-with-it parents.

I want to go home. I feel crummy, and I'm tired as all get out. I also want soup and a pb&j with the crusts cut off. No pony, though--too messy.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2007 6:58:57 am PST #5247 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What if the pony can make you the pb&j? *That's* an equine worth having!


Miracleman - Feb 13, 2007 6:59:46 am PST #5248 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, pshaw with the kids. It's not so bad.

Hell, I'm coming to enjoy being viciously head-butted and kicked in the kidneys in the middle of the night. It's sort of refreshing, like...

...

...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.


Amy - Feb 13, 2007 7:02:58 am PST #5249 of 10001
Because books.

I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.

I think children are the ones who invented it.


P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2007 7:04:48 am PST #5250 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.

Yeah. I think that's in the fine print when you sign up for the job.

Gronk.

Video iPod + SPN = Better Commute.

I'm not sure how I lived without the thing.


DCJensen - Feb 13, 2007 7:04:48 am PST #5251 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Frell. A tornado hit New Orleans this morning.


Miracleman - Feb 13, 2007 7:08:15 am PST #5252 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think children are the ones who invented it.

Swedish kids. DAMN YOU SWEDISH KIDS!!


Zenkitty - Feb 13, 2007 7:12:03 am PST #5253 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Damn. Universe, lay off New Orleans!


DavidS - Feb 13, 2007 7:41:54 am PST #5254 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What is it with old, cranky fathers?

I don't know, but I'm trying to change.

...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.

Yes, this clearly defines one whole quadrant of parenting.

One which I am not personally experiencing this week since Matilda is being a total boo. Not yesterday when she almost gave her Nana a nervous breakdwon, but certainly in the morning before I go to work.