No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Feb 13, 2007 6:53:21 am PST #5246 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Poor sick kidlets and poor sick-of-dealing-with-it parents.

I want to go home. I feel crummy, and I'm tired as all get out. I also want soup and a pb&j with the crusts cut off. No pony, though--too messy.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2007 6:58:57 am PST #5247 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What if the pony can make you the pb&j? *That's* an equine worth having!


Miracleman - Feb 13, 2007 6:59:46 am PST #5248 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Oh, pshaw with the kids. It's not so bad.

Hell, I'm coming to enjoy being viciously head-butted and kicked in the kidneys in the middle of the night. It's sort of refreshing, like...

...

...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.


Amy - Feb 13, 2007 7:02:58 am PST #5249 of 10001
Because books.

I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.

I think children are the ones who invented it.


P.M. Marc - Feb 13, 2007 7:04:48 am PST #5250 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.

Yeah. I think that's in the fine print when you sign up for the job.

Gronk.

Video iPod + SPN = Better Commute.

I'm not sure how I lived without the thing.


DCJensen - Feb 13, 2007 7:04:48 am PST #5251 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Frell. A tornado hit New Orleans this morning.


Miracleman - Feb 13, 2007 7:08:15 am PST #5252 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think children are the ones who invented it.

Swedish kids. DAMN YOU SWEDISH KIDS!!


Zenkitty - Feb 13, 2007 7:12:03 am PST #5253 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Damn. Universe, lay off New Orleans!


DavidS - Feb 13, 2007 7:41:54 am PST #5254 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What is it with old, cranky fathers?

I don't know, but I'm trying to change.

...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.

Yes, this clearly defines one whole quadrant of parenting.

One which I am not personally experiencing this week since Matilda is being a total boo. Not yesterday when she almost gave her Nana a nervous breakdwon, but certainly in the morning before I go to work.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 13, 2007 7:42:53 am PST #5255 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

HMOG I am so enraged by everything that I've given myself chest pains.

HATE. EVERYTHING.