I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.
I think children are the ones who invented it.
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I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.
I think children are the ones who invented it.
...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.
Yeah. I think that's in the fine print when you sign up for the job.
Gronk.
Video iPod + SPN = Better Commute.
I'm not sure how I lived without the thing.
Frell. A tornado hit New Orleans this morning.
I think children are the ones who invented it.
Swedish kids. DAMN YOU SWEDISH KIDS!!
Damn. Universe, lay off New Orleans!
What is it with old, cranky fathers?
I don't know, but I'm trying to change.
...oh my god. I've developed Stockholm Syndrome with my child.
Yes, this clearly defines one whole quadrant of parenting.
One which I am not personally experiencing this week since Matilda is being a total boo. Not yesterday when she almost gave her Nana a nervous breakdwon, but certainly in the morning before I go to work.
HMOG I am so enraged by everything that I've given myself chest pains.
HATE. EVERYTHING.
Nora, get outta my head. No wonder I have had a headache since yesterday.
SO TIRED OF BOISE. So tired of idiot co-workers. So tired of a manager who doesn't get it. So tired of training someone who has no concept of priority. SO FARCKING TIRED.
{{{Nora}}}
{{{Suzi}}}
HMOG I am so enraged by everything that I've given myself chest pains.
I mis-read this at first as "I've given myself chest hairs" - and my first thought was, "Noooo, not Nora's bosom!"