My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Feb 12, 2007 7:37:32 am PST #5123 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Fucking hell. Life's never boring, is it?

Wait'll the baby arrives. Even less boredom. Except when you're reading that One Book for the 800th night in a row. So actually a combination of Never Boring and Frequently Tedious.

Poor Cindy and her House O' Sick. You should probably just nuke it from space and put up a quonset hut.

Happy birthday to the super sexy brilliant and charming birthday twins, Kristin and Maria.


sj - Feb 12, 2007 7:40:34 am PST #5124 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Closing~ma, Jessica!


Miracleman - Feb 12, 2007 7:48:52 am PST #5125 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL YOU BIRTHDAY-HAVIN' PEOPLES! INCLUDING DARWIN AND LINCOLN. AND...THAT GUY, YOU KNOW...THE *GUY* WITH THE...NO, WITH THE *OTHER*...oh, fuck it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anyways.


Fred Pete - Feb 12, 2007 7:54:49 am PST #5126 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Good closing, Jessica!


Laura - Feb 12, 2007 8:06:39 am PST #5127 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Boring closing ~ma to Jessica!

In case you live right next door

Next time Stephanie. I'm about a half hour from the Lauderdale airport. Smooth travels. eta: I try to always fly to/from FLL because they usually get stuff right.


Polter-Cow - Feb 12, 2007 8:23:38 am PST #5128 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Reason Number #435 Why I Love My Company: The Chief Medical Officer made a Borat reference during an employee meeting.


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2007 8:28:23 am PST #5129 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Poor Cindy and her House O' Sick. You should probably just nuke it from space and put up a quonset hut.

Oooh -- or! Nuke it from space and put up a YURT. That way I can say, "Yeah, I have a friend who lives in a yurt!"


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 8:35:29 am PST #5130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jessica, did you get the screener back that I sent?


Jessica - Feb 12, 2007 8:37:17 am PST #5131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I did! I even thought to myself, "I should email ita to let her know I got this." Thanks for sending it back before we moved.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 8:40:17 am PST #5132 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was totally hoping to get that in under the wire. Unemployment is good for something, I guess. Thanks for the loan!