Reason Number #435 Why I Love My Company: The Chief Medical Officer made a Borat reference during an employee meeting.
Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.
'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Feb 12, 2007 8:23:38 am PST #5128 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Steph L. - Feb 12, 2007 8:28:23 am PST #5129 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Poor Cindy and her House O' Sick. You should probably just nuke it from space and put up a quonset hut.
Oooh -- or! Nuke it from space and put up a YURT. That way I can say, "Yeah, I have a friend who lives in a yurt!"
§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 8:35:29 am PST #5130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jessica, did you get the screener back that I sent?
Jessica - Feb 12, 2007 8:37:17 am PST #5131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I did! I even thought to myself, "I should email ita to let her know I got this." Thanks for sending it back before we moved.
§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 8:40:17 am PST #5132 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was totally hoping to get that in under the wire. Unemployment is good for something, I guess. Thanks for the loan!
Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2007 8:40:19 am PST #5133 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday Kristin and Maria! Happy belated birthday -t!
askye - Feb 12, 2007 8:53:53 am PST #5134 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Happy Birthday! Kirstin and Maria!
Ailleann - Feb 12, 2007 8:54:37 am PST #5135 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
quonset hut
You know, I had to go look that up, cause in the little corner of the world where I grew up, Quonset Hut is a chain of record stores.
(And they looked like a mock-up of a little grass hut, not house-in-a-half-pipe! Screw you, Quonset Hut! You always stank like pot anyways!)
Good luck and closing~ma to you, Jessica!
askye - Feb 12, 2007 8:56:45 am PST #5136 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
I got my teeth cleaned today and it's the first time I'm using my dental insurance. My hygenist (who I've seen for years) said my teeth looked better than last time. She also gave me a recommendation for an oral surgeon to take out my wisdom teeth. I've waited until I had insurance to make the appointment (and because i'm a coward when it comes to dentists).
But I was very brave and booked a consultation for March.
JZ - Feb 12, 2007 9:08:14 am PST #5137 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jessica, I have bunches of baby stuff that Matilda's outgrowing (some very girly, but a surprising amount nicely gender-neutral) and no longer using (eight billion swaddling blankets -- she loathes them now, but oh they were a godsend when she was wee and new). Most of it was passed on to me from other Buffistas and I'm eager to share the largesse -- just let me know whether to send 'em now-ish to your current address, or wait a few weeks and send them to the new place (and, if so, what the address is).