It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Feb 12, 2007 7:48:52 am PST #5125 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALL YOU BIRTHDAY-HAVIN' PEOPLES! INCLUDING DARWIN AND LINCOLN. AND...THAT GUY, YOU KNOW...THE *GUY* WITH THE...NO, WITH THE *OTHER*...oh, fuck it.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, anyways.


Fred Pete - Feb 12, 2007 7:54:49 am PST #5126 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Good closing, Jessica!


Laura - Feb 12, 2007 8:06:39 am PST #5127 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Boring closing ~ma to Jessica!

In case you live right next door

Next time Stephanie. I'm about a half hour from the Lauderdale airport. Smooth travels. eta: I try to always fly to/from FLL because they usually get stuff right.


Polter-Cow - Feb 12, 2007 8:23:38 am PST #5128 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Reason Number #435 Why I Love My Company: The Chief Medical Officer made a Borat reference during an employee meeting.


Steph L. - Feb 12, 2007 8:28:23 am PST #5129 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Poor Cindy and her House O' Sick. You should probably just nuke it from space and put up a quonset hut.

Oooh -- or! Nuke it from space and put up a YURT. That way I can say, "Yeah, I have a friend who lives in a yurt!"


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 8:35:29 am PST #5130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jessica, did you get the screener back that I sent?


Jessica - Feb 12, 2007 8:37:17 am PST #5131 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I did! I even thought to myself, "I should email ita to let her know I got this." Thanks for sending it back before we moved.


§ ita § - Feb 12, 2007 8:40:17 am PST #5132 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was totally hoping to get that in under the wire. Unemployment is good for something, I guess. Thanks for the loan!


Glamcookie - Feb 12, 2007 8:40:19 am PST #5133 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Happy birthday Kristin and Maria! Happy belated birthday -t!


askye - Feb 12, 2007 8:53:53 am PST #5134 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Happy Birthday! Kirstin and Maria!