Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gris - Feb 08, 2007 1:25:35 pm PST #4636 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Come visit us in SF and I'll buy you a martini

A fine plan! Europe is first on my list of "places to visit summer 2007" but SF is second. LOTS of college friends there, not to mention buffistas.


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 1:32:47 pm PST #4637 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Speaking of visiting San Francisco, I'd like to pimp this particular inducement, as well as its companion, to Daisy Jane. And maybe Aimée.

::bats eyes seductively::


Aims - Feb 08, 2007 1:33:38 pm PST #4638 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, heaven's.

books plane ticket


Miracleman - Feb 08, 2007 1:37:17 pm PST #4639 of 10001
I can do this all day

Speaking of visiting San Francisco, I'd like to pimp this particular inducement, as well as its companion, to Daisy Jane. And maybe Aimée.

::bats eyes seductively::

Well, heaven's.

books plane ticket

JZ, "friends" like you are why we never have any money in our savings account.

*unbooks Aimee's plane ticket* Hitch a ride, baby. We's po'.


Aims - Feb 08, 2007 1:45:52 pm PST #4640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

::goes out to the 101::

::hitches a ride, Claudette Colbert style::


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 1:55:27 pm PST #4641 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::hitches a ride, Claudette Colbert style::

Probably even faster than a plane ticket.

We never made it to Dark Garden during the SF2F anyway, so clearly a revisit is very much in order.


Aims - Feb 08, 2007 1:58:40 pm PST #4642 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

juliana and I went to the booth at the Folsom Street Fair.

Which, I think is going to be an annual trip for me.


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 2:04:25 pm PST #4643 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, but t vain the actual, non-booth, store itself may have pictures of me in a red silk corset in one of the photo albums.

No -- more accurately, t pining for pre-baby body


Strix - Feb 08, 2007 3:03:16 pm PST #4644 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ugh. I feel sympathy for your co-worker Gris, and can easily see this as the straw that breaks, but...if you are breaking up a fight, you can't be all pissy if you get a whack in the jaw.

If I broke up a fight between my students, I wade in yelling, "You hit me, you get kicked out!" but I wouldn't be shocked if I got whapped.

And I would take my glasses off first.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2007 3:20:35 pm PST #4645 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

EEeeeee! JZ! That looks fab!

Actually I was talking to Mr. Jane about going to SF the other day. He wants us to plan a trip and was asking where I want to go. I told him that I'd been promising to get out there for a while. Then I told him he'd have to meet Buffistas, and he was all, "But I like the ones I've met!" Which is only 3, but still, he's game.