We'll be in our bunk.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 2:04:25 pm PST #4643 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, but t vain the actual, non-booth, store itself may have pictures of me in a red silk corset in one of the photo albums.

No -- more accurately, t pining for pre-baby body


Strix - Feb 08, 2007 3:03:16 pm PST #4644 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ugh. I feel sympathy for your co-worker Gris, and can easily see this as the straw that breaks, but...if you are breaking up a fight, you can't be all pissy if you get a whack in the jaw.

If I broke up a fight between my students, I wade in yelling, "You hit me, you get kicked out!" but I wouldn't be shocked if I got whapped.

And I would take my glasses off first.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2007 3:20:35 pm PST #4645 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

EEeeeee! JZ! That looks fab!

Actually I was talking to Mr. Jane about going to SF the other day. He wants us to plan a trip and was asking where I want to go. I told him that I'd been promising to get out there for a while. Then I told him he'd have to meet Buffistas, and he was all, "But I like the ones I've met!" Which is only 3, but still, he's game.


Gris - Feb 08, 2007 3:21:28 pm PST #4646 of 10001
Hey. New board.

She wasn't pissed at the girl for accidentally hitting her. I'm not sure she was even pissy. She was just overwhelmed at the fact that there was such a stupid fight going on at all, for basically no reason. So man of our kids have the emotional maturity of... well, severely deprived 14-year-olds with crappy home lives. It's very tough, and these insane altercations make it so obvious how slowly we're helping, if we're really helping at all (I think we are).

Mostly, she just doesn't like teaching. I can shrug things like this off, and still enjoy the job. She can't, because she doesn't really enjoy it. At all. I mean, she was already going to the occasional job interview on the pseudo-sly. This day just made it more certain.


Cashmere - Feb 08, 2007 3:41:40 pm PST #4647 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wow. I had no idea that half all teachers left the field within five years.

I'm not surprised, sadly.


§ ita § - Feb 08, 2007 4:03:37 pm PST #4648 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, amy. I hope you find the dog with minimal fuss.


Cass - Feb 08, 2007 4:25:11 pm PST #4649 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh amy, I hope the fuzzbutt is found quickly and safely. How stressful.

Then I told him he'd have to meet Buffistas, and he was all, "But I like the ones I've met!" Which is only 3, but still, he's game.
::shimmy dance of whoot::

He's a nice guy.


Lee - Feb 08, 2007 4:26:57 pm PST #4650 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, amych, I hope you find the dog, or he finds you, PDQ.


Cass - Feb 08, 2007 4:32:17 pm PST #4651 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I have 600 new messages in Natter. Teh hell?

I am afeared to go in there.


Fred Pete - Feb 08, 2007 4:34:00 pm PST #4652 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Cass, they're basically harmless. Buffista trivia quizzes might not interest you, but they aren't harmful.