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Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 1:32:47 pm PST #4637 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Speaking of visiting San Francisco, I'd like to pimp this particular inducement, as well as its companion, to Daisy Jane. And maybe Aimée.

::bats eyes seductively::


Aims - Feb 08, 2007 1:33:38 pm PST #4638 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, heaven's.

books plane ticket


Miracleman - Feb 08, 2007 1:37:17 pm PST #4639 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Speaking of visiting San Francisco, I'd like to pimp this particular inducement, as well as its companion, to Daisy Jane. And maybe Aimée.

::bats eyes seductively::

Well, heaven's.

books plane ticket

JZ, "friends" like you are why we never have any money in our savings account.

*unbooks Aimee's plane ticket* Hitch a ride, baby. We's po'.


Aims - Feb 08, 2007 1:45:52 pm PST #4640 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

::goes out to the 101::

::hitches a ride, Claudette Colbert style::


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 1:55:27 pm PST #4641 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::hitches a ride, Claudette Colbert style::

Probably even faster than a plane ticket.

We never made it to Dark Garden during the SF2F anyway, so clearly a revisit is very much in order.


Aims - Feb 08, 2007 1:58:40 pm PST #4642 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

juliana and I went to the booth at the Folsom Street Fair.

Which, I think is going to be an annual trip for me.


JZ - Feb 08, 2007 2:04:25 pm PST #4643 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Yeah, but t vain the actual, non-booth, store itself may have pictures of me in a red silk corset in one of the photo albums.

No -- more accurately, t pining for pre-baby body


Strix - Feb 08, 2007 3:03:16 pm PST #4644 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ugh. I feel sympathy for your co-worker Gris, and can easily see this as the straw that breaks, but...if you are breaking up a fight, you can't be all pissy if you get a whack in the jaw.

If I broke up a fight between my students, I wade in yelling, "You hit me, you get kicked out!" but I wouldn't be shocked if I got whapped.

And I would take my glasses off first.


Daisy Jane - Feb 08, 2007 3:20:35 pm PST #4645 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

EEeeeee! JZ! That looks fab!

Actually I was talking to Mr. Jane about going to SF the other day. He wants us to plan a trip and was asking where I want to go. I told him that I'd been promising to get out there for a while. Then I told him he'd have to meet Buffistas, and he was all, "But I like the ones I've met!" Which is only 3, but still, he's game.


Gris - Feb 08, 2007 3:21:28 pm PST #4646 of 10001
Hey. New board.

She wasn't pissed at the girl for accidentally hitting her. I'm not sure she was even pissy. She was just overwhelmed at the fact that there was such a stupid fight going on at all, for basically no reason. So man of our kids have the emotional maturity of... well, severely deprived 14-year-olds with crappy home lives. It's very tough, and these insane altercations make it so obvious how slowly we're helping, if we're really helping at all (I think we are).

Mostly, she just doesn't like teaching. I can shrug things like this off, and still enjoy the job. She can't, because she doesn't really enjoy it. At all. I mean, she was already going to the occasional job interview on the pseudo-sly. This day just made it more certain.