I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2007 1:27:27 pm PST #4535 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Aimee! Be careful!

Also, I have just been informed that I have a date to go see a friend do stand up, and again, I am not looking my awesomest. Watch, tomorrow I'll be dressed all nice with good hair and glowy skin, and Mr. Jane will want us to stay in.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2007 1:30:36 pm PST #4536 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am not looking my awesomest

Yeah, but even your least awesome is still pretty fucking great.


Aims - Feb 07, 2007 1:32:16 pm PST #4537 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh sweetie, but drinks, with an adult,

I know. That's the best part of it.


Sparky1 - Feb 07, 2007 1:32:29 pm PST #4538 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::yawn:: I'm so tired and sick of opening boxes and trying to find places for all this crapola. I would much rather play on the Internet and catch up with the Bitches.

We are making a dent in the piles of boxes, and it sounds like the fellow who offered to let Jeff put the glider in his garage has come through with a key.

In much, much better news, tickets to Paris were $188 last night, so we're leaving for a week on the 14th. (Taxes and fees on each ticket were $200, but we still bit.)


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2007 1:34:26 pm PST #4539 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Aww. Thanks, Hec.


Pix - Feb 07, 2007 1:39:43 pm PST #4540 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

The Good: Today was "Pajama Day" at school (ah the joys of Spirit Week), so I have spent the day in flannel pants and a huge cotton nightshirt. Rock. All I need to do when I get home is peel off my bra before floppage commences.

The Bad: Stuff. I was about to write about it and then decided it's just not worth writing about. Nothing big--lots of little nibbled-to-death-by-ducks stuff. Bah.

Sparky YAY! Paris sounds incredible. Have fun! (I'll be the one dying of envy in the corner over here...)


Laga - Feb 07, 2007 1:41:20 pm PST #4541 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hey KT: I need to get in touch with you


Pix - Feb 07, 2007 1:43:20 pm PST #4542 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Laga, ok. I got your message, but it was a little hard to hear. Don't worry about taking the 9th off, though--no plans that night. No plans really for any night. I don't think I'm doing the birthday thing this year.

ETA: Upon rereading, that sounds amazingly angsty and semi-suicidal. I really just meant that I don't think I'm doing anything celebrate-y for my bday.


Laga - Feb 07, 2007 1:45:05 pm PST #4543 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh no! Birthdays are sacred! Will I see you this weekend? How about Saturday or Sunday?


dcp - Feb 07, 2007 1:45:28 pm PST #4544 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Yeah, I've used TurboTax two years in a row, but a couple of my co-workers also recommend HR Block, even though it's a little more expensive.

FYI, H&R Block Taxcut Online Basic is now $9.95, and TurboTax Online Basic is $14.95.

However, if your adjusted gross income is $52,000 or less and you start from the links on the IRS Free File page, you can use either program to prepare your federal tax return and e-file for free.