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'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I guess I like ass then.
I'm in the corner with Teppy. I am suspect of Fernet. Any comparisons to Jägermeister is NOT helping the case.
I'm not really a fan of Fernet, mostly because it tastes strongly of anise, which I hate. Which also makes me hate jagermeister.
I like both Jager and Chartreuse. Both of which, in my head, I know taste like ass. In fact, I have been known to describe the latter as "grass clippings that have sat in a garbage bag after a rain and gone bad."
I imagine fernet to taste like a cross between those two. And, it sounds yummy.
I like beer. And mojitos.
And Tony the bartender.
I like beer. And mojitos.
I like pina coladas.
But I hate getting caught in the rain.
I really dislike the taste of anise. So much so that I have wiped my tounge with my t-shirt after a shot of Sambuca or drinking absinthe. Jager tastes like NyQuil, not anise.
I hate Jager. Unless it is frozen. It tastes like artificial cherries to me.
And, really, I only did the frozen Jager once. Which was enough.
I like both Jager and Chartreuse. Both of which, in my head, I know taste like ass.
Which, of course, begs the question: a lot like ass, or a little like ass?
Which of course begs a followup question...