I like beer. And mojitos.
I like pina coladas.
But I hate getting caught in the rain.
'Out Of Gas'
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I like beer. And mojitos.
I like pina coladas.
But I hate getting caught in the rain.
I really dislike the taste of anise. So much so that I have wiped my tounge with my t-shirt after a shot of Sambuca or drinking absinthe. Jager tastes like NyQuil, not anise.
I hate Jager. Unless it is frozen. It tastes like artificial cherries to me.
And, really, I only did the frozen Jager once. Which was enough.
I like both Jager and Chartreuse. Both of which, in my head, I know taste like ass.
Which, of course, begs the question: a lot like ass, or a little like ass?
Which of course begs a followup question...
Hey, where's Betsy lately?
Work thing, I think, Robin.
And Tony the bartender.
Ooooh, he is quite yummy.
Well, I'm aware that NyQuil is not yummy yummy, and while I have never tasted grass clippings gone bad, I don't imagine it would be good. You may rate cough medicine and rancid grass wherever you wish on the ass scale, units of measure are assigned by how many days old that particular ass is.
Mom got me up before 6 tapping on the wall (there's a buzzer. She forgets to use it). When I got downstairs, she was sitting in the bathroom. She looked at me like she had no idea who I was. "Are there beds here?" What? "Do they have beds here? Bedrooms." Mom, you're at home. I could see the click as she reconnected with reality. "Well, I was someplace else before I was here." She was either dreaming or hallucinating. Usually her hallucinations are auditory. She's deaf, but she swears the radio is on and she can't turn it off or change the station. She still hears it even when we show her the plug out of the socket. But she doesn't usually dislocate from her surroundings.
I got her back to bed and tucked in. DH left this morning. You all have NO idea how much I wanted to just fling myself into the van and go with him.
My relatives all have instructions, should I ever reach her state, to lovingly, kindly, with all gentle regard, push me down the stairs. Repeatedly, if necessary.
Oddly, I seem to have stopped drinking almost completely.
oh, Bev. I'm sorry.