I hope you don't think that I just come over for the spells and everything. I mean, I really like just talking and hanging out with you and stuff.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Feb 02, 2007 9:22:51 am PST #3799 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Congrats, Beej! That must feel really good.


Volans - Feb 02, 2007 9:25:31 am PST #3800 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Talk about psychic income, Beej!

Erin, my step-mother has had her high school students do a Shakespeare performance pretty much every year for the last 20 years - I could hook you guys up via email if you want; I'm sure she'd love to help.

I did R&J with 9th graders, about half of whom were ESL, but we just did scenes, not the whole thing. It was easier for them to learn their lines if they only had to learn manageable chunks. I made them responsible for learning lines and doing the preliminary blocking, costuming, and props, and then during class each group would perform their scene for feedback from the other students, basically workshopping. That was all before moving to the theater for the "real thing." It helped them with the stage fright to perform for small familiar groups first.

Also, what juliana said about stage fighting. Do not give these people swords or yardsticks or tennis rackets. (Although, the prep-school Hamlet with Laertes and Hamlet dueling with tennis rackets the seniors did was pretty good). Even if they can maintain in rehearsal (ha!) they'll get wired during performance, unless you have a professional, or a scary PE coach, or something.

R+J used guns for the weapons, but I don't recommend that either, as much as it would fit your idiom.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 02, 2007 9:31:51 am PST #3801 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

aw, beth, I'm sorry. I hate that flaky feeling... it really sucks.

Just keep telling yourself what you already know, that in the long run, this really doesn't matter. Everything's OK. Nothing is ruined.


DavidS - Feb 02, 2007 9:35:15 am PST #3802 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's great news, Beej.

Here's an overview on slavery as it was practiced in different eras.

eta: But written in the 1930s, so it's got all kinds of weird biases about American slavery that are kind of fascinating if predictable.

Yipe!

The most hideous aspect of the trade in Sudanese was probably the making of eunuchs. The operation was performed in the Sudan before the caravan trip, and about one out of ten survived. Once these valuable slaves had reached the Mediterranean, they were generally well treated. Of course the eunuch is a familiar figure in the history of the ancient Near East, of the Roman and Byzantine empires and even of Christian western Europe -- the practise he represents was not originally Moslem in any sense.

One in ten!


flea - Feb 02, 2007 10:05:17 am PST #3803 of 10001
information libertarian

ita, is profile address good? I can email the article.


vw bug - Feb 02, 2007 10:39:38 am PST #3804 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

flea beat me!


beekaytee - Feb 02, 2007 10:41:18 am PST #3805 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Thanks all. It really does feel awesome. Such a gift, I tell you what.

And a perfect counter to what I finally did for myself today. I'm good at my work, but I have struggled and sucked at putting together an image package/effective website/attractive wording/snappy materials for my business. In fact, I sort of suck at business in general.

Ironically, I've helped loads of entre and intra-preneurs improve their standing and enjoy their worklives more. Me? Not so much.

So today I gathered up all my pride and went begging to a couple of women I know who are awesome at pr and visuals. I've told them that I'm so paralyzed in this process, I don't even really care what they come up with...if it works, I'll do it. I'm that ready.

The truth is, I've helped each of them in the past...But somehow it feels different, since my service is so natural, to ask for material assistance in return. Regardless of my resistance though, I need help...no foolin'...and admitting that is a bit unsettling. But there you have it.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 02, 2007 10:45:12 am PST #3806 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just had a discussion with a couple co-workers about Napoleon Dynamite , which seems to be quite the polarizing movie. So I pose the question to the Bitches: Napoleon Dynamite: Pro or Con?

I'm Pro-Napoleon Dynamite. I just saw it again on Comedy Central recently and it made me LAFF.


Scrappy - Feb 02, 2007 10:46:06 am PST #3807 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I'm pro.


beth b - Feb 02, 2007 10:47:02 am PST #3808 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

never saw it