It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 02, 2007 10:45:12 am PST #3806 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just had a discussion with a couple co-workers about Napoleon Dynamite , which seems to be quite the polarizing movie. So I pose the question to the Bitches: Napoleon Dynamite: Pro or Con?

I'm Pro-Napoleon Dynamite. I just saw it again on Comedy Central recently and it made me LAFF.


Scrappy - Feb 02, 2007 10:46:06 am PST #3807 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I'm pro.


beth b - Feb 02, 2007 10:47:02 am PST #3808 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

never saw it


Jessica - Feb 02, 2007 10:48:59 am PST #3809 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Napoleon Dynamite: Pro or Con?

So very, very, very con. It's part of that whole "My high school experience was a beautiful and unique snowflake and NOBODY HAS EVER MADE A FILM ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE" school of filmmaking that makes my teeth itch.

(Granted, it's my own fault for reading the director's statement before the movie started, but it was right there in the screening notes! There were words on a page and they were in front of me...I was helpless...)


juliana - Feb 02, 2007 10:49:41 am PST #3810 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Beej, that's awesome.

I am con-Napoleon Dynamite, just from the previews I've seen of it and being the bar while it's playing. It's just... aggravating for me.


Atropa - Feb 02, 2007 10:53:08 am PST #3811 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Beej, that's wonderful!

I am con-Napoleon Dynamite without ever having actually seen it. The previews I've seen and what I've been told by friends leads me to believe that I would hate it, and probably want to smack everyone in the movie.


Scrappy - Feb 02, 2007 10:53:54 am PST #3812 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I think it's a very conventional film about an ugly duckling, but because of the deadpan narrative tone, kids saw it as hip and modern and took it to heart. It isn't special, but it's great fun. That being said, it has some fantastic lines, fun vignettes and I love the ending.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 02, 2007 10:56:44 am PST #3813 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It isn't special, but it's great fun. That being said, it has some fantastic lines, fun vignettes and I love the ending.

I was surprised how much I enjoyed it, to be honest. And I definitely liked it better the second time I watched it. It's just very silly, and I have never read any of the director's thoughts on how special he is, so you know... Mac! That dude from Drew Carey! Tots! Um.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 02, 2007 10:56:56 am PST #3814 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I've never seen it, and have some friends who adore it, but every single clip I've seen (except maybe the dancing) has made me not want to see it in a HUGE way.

Plus, it sounded like a movie that was trying its damndest to become a cult movie (and which it succeeded at, apparently) which is a bit of an irrational peeve of mine, though I'm sure several movies I love fall into that category for other people (THE BIG LEBOWSKI comes to mind, but, then, so does almost every Coen Bros. movie if I really think about it).


Lee - Feb 02, 2007 10:59:40 am PST #3815 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Napoleon Dynamite: Pro or Con?

I couldn't make myself watch more than about 20 minutes of it, despite more than one attempt, so I guess that makes me con.