Of potential interest -- clicky fire stick shaped like a match!
My house's life just flashed before my eyes. Someone distract Jilli and keep her out of Bitches today!
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:31:42 am PST #2463 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:32:36 am PST #2464 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
So, Pete, what you're saying is that you will spork me if I send her the link via email?
Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2007 7:33:23 am PST #2465 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
My house's life just flashed before my eyes. Someone distract Jilli and keep her out of Bitches today!
Just be greatful it wasn't shaped like a bat.
Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2007 7:34:14 am PST #2466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Of potential interest -- clicky fire stick shaped like a match!
I have one of those! Mine looks like wood though with a red top. I think I got it at Walgreens.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:36:47 am PST #2467 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
So, Pete, what you're saying is that you will spork me if I send her the link via email?
'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.
Just be greatful it wasn't shaped like a bat.
Product ideas are not helping!
P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2468 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.
Right, so... IM's out, too?
juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:38:40 am PST #2469 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Right, so... IM's out, too?
I have yet to see him banning phone contact....
Jessica - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:05 am PST #2470 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Smoke signals, carrier pigeon...
P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:15 am PST #2471 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I have yet to see him banning phone contact....
But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...
juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:45:13 am PST #2472 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...
Woman, do you want the simultaneous joy of alerting a friend to a shiny!new!toy and torturing Pete in one fell swoop or not???
Alternatively, you could buy it and then present it to her when you next see her.