Honestly, you meet the most appalling sort of people....

Giles ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:31:42 am PST #2463 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Of potential interest -- clicky fire stick shaped like a match!

My house's life just flashed before my eyes. Someone distract Jilli and keep her out of Bitches today!


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:32:36 am PST #2464 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

So, Pete, what you're saying is that you will spork me if I send her the link via email?


Frankenbuddha - Jan 24, 2007 7:33:23 am PST #2465 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My house's life just flashed before my eyes. Someone distract Jilli and keep her out of Bitches today!

Just be greatful it wasn't shaped like a bat.


Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2007 7:34:14 am PST #2466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Of potential interest -- clicky fire stick shaped like a match!

I have one of those! Mine looks like wood though with a red top. I think I got it at Walgreens.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:36:47 am PST #2467 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

So, Pete, what you're saying is that you will spork me if I send her the link via email?

'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.

Just be greatful it wasn't shaped like a bat.

Product ideas are not helping!


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2468 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.

Right, so... IM's out, too?


juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:38:40 am PST #2469 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Right, so... IM's out, too?

I have yet to see him banning phone contact....


Jessica - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:05 am PST #2470 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Smoke signals, carrier pigeon...


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:15 am PST #2471 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have yet to see him banning phone contact....

But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...


juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:45:13 am PST #2472 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...

Woman, do you want the simultaneous joy of alerting a friend to a shiny!new!toy and torturing Pete in one fell swoop or not???

Alternatively, you could buy it and then present it to her when you next see her.