Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2007 7:34:14 am PST #2466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Of potential interest -- clicky fire stick shaped like a match!

I have one of those! Mine looks like wood though with a red top. I think I got it at Walgreens.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:36:47 am PST #2467 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

So, Pete, what you're saying is that you will spork me if I send her the link via email?

'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.

Just be greatful it wasn't shaped like a bat.

Product ideas are not helping!


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2468 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.

Right, so... IM's out, too?


juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:38:40 am PST #2469 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Right, so... IM's out, too?

I have yet to see him banning phone contact....


Jessica - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:05 am PST #2470 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Smoke signals, carrier pigeon...


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:15 am PST #2471 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have yet to see him banning phone contact....

But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...


juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:45:13 am PST #2472 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...

Woman, do you want the simultaneous joy of alerting a friend to a shiny!new!toy and torturing Pete in one fell swoop or not???

Alternatively, you could buy it and then present it to her when you next see her.


Aims - Jan 24, 2007 7:46:10 am PST #2473 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t places order for fire wings

Plei - could you get me Jilli's work address? Ta ever so much.


Zenkitty - Jan 24, 2007 7:47:05 am PST #2474 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks, Aimee. I try to take care of myself first. (One reason I moved four states away!)

I just, honestly, don't want to be the cause of any more stress for her. It isn't her choice to be upset with me over boundary-setting; it's not like she's in control of her neurosis, you know? I know it'll upset her, and I don't want that.

There's no resolution until the situation itself changes. I just have to let off steam sometimes.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:51:43 am PST #2475 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Juliana, Jessica, Plei & Aims: ON THE LIST.

Unfortunately, this hardly seems like punishment as putting the four of you together will just lead to boozing & rioting.

Woman, do you want the simultaneous joy of alerting a friend to a shiny!new!toy and torturing Pete in one fell swoop or not???

Juliana is going to be the first person on the Super-Double-Plus-Naughty List.