Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Jan 24, 2007 7:34:14 am PST #2466 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Of potential interest -- clicky fire stick shaped like a match!

I have one of those! Mine looks like wood though with a red top. I think I got it at Walgreens.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:36:47 am PST #2467 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

So, Pete, what you're saying is that you will spork me if I send her the link via email?

'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.

Just be greatful it wasn't shaped like a bat.

Product ideas are not helping!


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:37:56 am PST #2468 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

'Spork' always sounds a tad rude to me. YMMV. I would just have to go with 'delete all your hard drives' or something.

Right, so... IM's out, too?


juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:38:40 am PST #2469 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Right, so... IM's out, too?

I have yet to see him banning phone contact....


Jessica - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:05 am PST #2470 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Smoke signals, carrier pigeon...


P.M. Marc - Jan 24, 2007 7:39:15 am PST #2471 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have yet to see him banning phone contact....

But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...


juliana - Jan 24, 2007 7:45:13 am PST #2472 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

But then I'd have to actually look up her ext...

Woman, do you want the simultaneous joy of alerting a friend to a shiny!new!toy and torturing Pete in one fell swoop or not???

Alternatively, you could buy it and then present it to her when you next see her.


Aims - Jan 24, 2007 7:46:10 am PST #2473 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t places order for fire wings

Plei - could you get me Jilli's work address? Ta ever so much.


Zenkitty - Jan 24, 2007 7:47:05 am PST #2474 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thanks, Aimee. I try to take care of myself first. (One reason I moved four states away!)

I just, honestly, don't want to be the cause of any more stress for her. It isn't her choice to be upset with me over boundary-setting; it's not like she's in control of her neurosis, you know? I know it'll upset her, and I don't want that.

There's no resolution until the situation itself changes. I just have to let off steam sometimes.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Jan 24, 2007 7:51:43 am PST #2475 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Juliana, Jessica, Plei & Aims: ON THE LIST.

Unfortunately, this hardly seems like punishment as putting the four of you together will just lead to boozing & rioting.

Woman, do you want the simultaneous joy of alerting a friend to a shiny!new!toy and torturing Pete in one fell swoop or not???

Juliana is going to be the first person on the Super-Double-Plus-Naughty List.