These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Jan 23, 2007 2:59:16 pm PST #2372 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK. I have ravioli with something tomatoey and vaguely sauce-like on top. I hereby declare dinner a success.


beekaytee - Jan 23, 2007 3:12:12 pm PST #2373 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Ooooh. I love that pixie tattoo.

And These are my favorite fairy designs...though I'm not much for fairies in general.

I'm pretty sure I couldn't pull off dressing like one...unless it was the famous 'butternut squash' fairy.


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2007 3:37:47 pm PST #2374 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

So I left a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke, unopened, in the freezer about 22 hours ago.

More as things develop.


Aims - Jan 23, 2007 3:41:39 pm PST #2375 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t stamps foot

But I LIKE Amy Brown!

Her name is Amy!!


Pix - Jan 23, 2007 3:54:03 pm PST #2376 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Kristin, a tattoo for you: [link]

t covets

Dear Brain,

1. Don't skip breakfast.
2. If you do skip breakfast, don't skip lunch.
3. If you do skip breakfast and lunch, do not get cranky when you have a headache by the time you get home. You've earned it, dumbass.

No Love,
Body

P.S. if you think that lean pocket you just snarfed down is going to make it all better, you're mistaken.


Cass - Jan 23, 2007 4:00:20 pm PST #2377 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

covets
Thought you might like that...

Now eat something with real food in it. And then drink a glass of water. And then I will stop pestering you.


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2007 4:01:14 pm PST #2378 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Bottle did not explode. Now gently warming in warm water in sink.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2007 4:02:04 pm PST #2379 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

P.S. if you think that lean pocket you just snarfed down is going to make it all better, you're mistaken.

Ah, I see I'm not the only one who resorts to the old even-though-I'm-famished-and-about-to-pass-out-the-Lean-Pocket-will-save-me trick.


Hil R. - Jan 23, 2007 4:02:31 pm PST #2380 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My groceries got here! And, eggplant was out of stock, so I didn't get that -- there goes the eggplant pepper dip I was planning for tomorrow's lunch. Also, wheat gluten flour was out of stock, and that wheat gluten flour was the main reason I bought from safeway.com in the first place -- I need it for a recipe, and safeway.com seemed to be the only place in the city that had it. Except, not.

Also, they gave me tangerines instead of clementines. Boo.


Pix - Jan 23, 2007 4:07:43 pm PST #2381 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Now eat something with real food in it. And then drink a glass of water. And then I will stop pestering you.

I had cranberry juice mixed with club soda and brewed myself some decaf coffee. Does that count?

Stop looking at me like that.

Ah, I see I'm not the only one who resorts to the old even-though-I'm-famished-and-about-to-pass-out-the-Lean-Pocket-will-save-me trick.

Ah yes. It is a time-honored tradition amongst the slacker-eaters.