'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My groceries got here! And, eggplant was out of stock, so I didn't get that -- there goes the eggplant pepper dip I was planning for tomorrow's lunch. Also, wheat gluten flour was out of stock, and that wheat gluten flour was the main reason I bought from safeway.com in the first place -- I need it for a recipe, and safeway.com seemed to be the only place in the city that had it. Except, not.
Also, they gave me tangerines instead of clementines. Boo.
Now eat something with real food in it. And then drink a glass of water. And then I will stop pestering you.
I had cranberry juice mixed with club soda and brewed myself some decaf coffee. Does that count?
Stop looking at me like that.
Ah, I see I'm not the only one who resorts to the old even-though-I'm-famished-and-about-to-pass-out-the-Lean-Pocket-will-save-me trick.
Ah yes. It is a time-honored tradition amongst the slacker-eaters.
So. Pissed. Off.
My brother ordered my Christmas gift on freaking December 19 from Amazon. A watch that I have been coveting for a loooooooooooong time.
It was finally delivered today.
Or rather, the TORN OPEN AND EMPTY FUCKING BOX was delivered today.
People fucking suck. May whoever decided to steal my fucking watch NEVER EVER EVER get anything but rotting, moldy, magotty assholes in any package they ever receive for the rest of their life. And as a bonus, may they never be able to get the image of naked Dick Cheney fucking Condi in the ass out of their freaking mind's eye.
Amazon, in all of their wisdom, is unable to send a replacement because the watch is unavailable. So they are crediting back my brother's credit card and giving me a whopping $10 to make up for any incomvienece.
I split the difference re: the tuna. went to TJs I needed wine anyway.
Aw, Aimee -- that is just so rotten.
Oh Aimee, that sucks beyond telling.
That's rotten, Aimee.
That blows, Aims. t kicks assholes
I not only didn't take her watch, I'm not even on the same coast, and I'm burned by that smiting. Damn, that sucks a lot.
I should totally have responses to stuff people have posted, but...I just read like, 600 posts, and imagine me hugging and sympathizing and "bastards!" and "CUTENESS!" as I read them, but I do not retain them in my head, as I am ridiculous tired for 10pm.
But I have a neurologist appointment tomorrow, which I"m really hoping will go well, but have a horrible feeling it will instead be all "Well, you need to eat nothing but oatmeal to figure out what is causing your migraines" or somesuch nonsense, rather than something useful. Or something. Erm. Why did I make a 9AM appointment that is far from my house? What was I smoking?
So, hello everyone!