Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Jan 23, 2007 4:01:14 pm PST #2378 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Bottle did not explode. Now gently warming in warm water in sink.


Steph L. - Jan 23, 2007 4:02:04 pm PST #2379 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

P.S. if you think that lean pocket you just snarfed down is going to make it all better, you're mistaken.

Ah, I see I'm not the only one who resorts to the old even-though-I'm-famished-and-about-to-pass-out-the-Lean-Pocket-will-save-me trick.


Hil R. - Jan 23, 2007 4:02:31 pm PST #2380 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My groceries got here! And, eggplant was out of stock, so I didn't get that -- there goes the eggplant pepper dip I was planning for tomorrow's lunch. Also, wheat gluten flour was out of stock, and that wheat gluten flour was the main reason I bought from safeway.com in the first place -- I need it for a recipe, and safeway.com seemed to be the only place in the city that had it. Except, not.

Also, they gave me tangerines instead of clementines. Boo.


Pix - Jan 23, 2007 4:07:43 pm PST #2381 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Now eat something with real food in it. And then drink a glass of water. And then I will stop pestering you.

I had cranberry juice mixed with club soda and brewed myself some decaf coffee. Does that count?

Stop looking at me like that.

Ah, I see I'm not the only one who resorts to the old even-though-I'm-famished-and-about-to-pass-out-the-Lean-Pocket-will-save-me trick.

Ah yes. It is a time-honored tradition amongst the slacker-eaters.


Aims - Jan 23, 2007 4:23:12 pm PST #2382 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So. Pissed. Off.

My brother ordered my Christmas gift on freaking December 19 from Amazon. A watch that I have been coveting for a loooooooooooong time.

It was finally delivered today.

Or rather, the TORN OPEN AND EMPTY FUCKING BOX was delivered today.

People fucking suck. May whoever decided to steal my fucking watch NEVER EVER EVER get anything but rotting, moldy, magotty assholes in any package they ever receive for the rest of their life. And as a bonus, may they never be able to get the image of naked Dick Cheney fucking Condi in the ass out of their freaking mind's eye.

Amazon, in all of their wisdom, is unable to send a replacement because the watch is unavailable. So they are crediting back my brother's credit card and giving me a whopping $10 to make up for any incomvienece.


Vortex - Jan 23, 2007 4:24:17 pm PST #2383 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I split the difference re: the tuna. went to TJs I needed wine anyway.


sumi - Jan 23, 2007 4:26:15 pm PST #2384 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aw, Aimee -- that is just so rotten.


Pix - Jan 23, 2007 4:33:57 pm PST #2385 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Oh Aimee, that sucks beyond telling.


-t - Jan 23, 2007 4:42:16 pm PST #2386 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's rotten, Aimee.


DebetEsse - Jan 23, 2007 5:11:30 pm PST #2387 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

That blows, Aims. t kicks assholes