I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jan 23, 2007 1:48:47 pm PST #2354 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Oh, and there is wine as well. And likely clicky fire.

is in Portland ASAP


Cass - Jan 23, 2007 1:49:09 pm PST #2355 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Joe really needs to work on that teleporter. Aims, please to nag him.


Daisy Jane - Jan 23, 2007 1:52:13 pm PST #2356 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Fine. When my coworkers ask why I'm leaving over an hour and a half early, I'm telling them it's because the people in the glowy box on my desk said I could so I could teleport to one of their homes for roast beast in exchange for completing tasks that they give me.

They will never speak to me again. Which makes this the perfect plan!


Hil R. - Jan 23, 2007 1:55:38 pm PST #2357 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Six minutes until the delivery window for my groceries is up. Any bets on whether they'll make it?

(Or, more likely, they got to the building, saw that my name wasn't on the buzzer list, and left, even though in the "delivery instructions" bit I told them my name wasn't on the buzzer list, told them to call me when they got here, and left them two different numbers.)


Hil R. - Jan 23, 2007 2:04:30 pm PST #2358 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Past seven. No groceries.

Anyone want to teleport me some dinner?


Cass - Jan 23, 2007 2:08:15 pm PST #2359 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'm not cooking veggie tonight or I would, Hil. Sorry about that. Feel like switching your beliefs all around and I will shove nummy food at you.

Bummer about the delivery not showing on time.

See if I could really get someone here for dinner and laundry help? I would also be forced to quickly vacuum and make the place presentable. It would be a win/win thing.


JZ - Jan 23, 2007 2:14:07 pm PST #2360 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Matilda is fully napped and refreshed, and happily talking to herself in the bouncy seat right now. I've been drowsing and watching my Christmas present from Hec, a box set of the BBC series The Pallisers (beautifully cast and acted, but why why why do some of the Victorian ballgowns have obvious zippers up the back?) and sipping a cup of Earl Grey, and I feel just about human again. I'm cancelling my order from RocketShipsRUs.com right now.

Lee, weekend swoopage may be possible (less urgently necessary than a couple of hours ago, but still always a good thing); let me poke around and check some stuff.


juliana - Jan 23, 2007 2:15:48 pm PST #2361 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

weekend swoopage may be possible

I am up for Saturday night slounging, as well.


JZ - Jan 23, 2007 2:18:58 pm PST #2362 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I am up for Saturday night slounging, as well.

Awesome! Possibly a group slounge.


Lee - Jan 23, 2007 2:21:28 pm PST #2363 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm glad things are better, JZ.

Saturday night may not work for me, unfortunately, but Sunday is completely free.