Well, actually she said "get a man", but I don't think she meant for computer repair, jar-opening, or cop talk, do you? I just said it the way I said it cause I'm so fucking refined. I think the good ones are kind of taken at this moment. Our vet's still single and has a warm phone voice, but speaking of "Lifetime"... Tep, thanks for the fic-confidence.
Spike's Bitches 34: They're All Slime and Antlers
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
North Beach will crack in twain if Smonster moves to the Bay Area. I can feel the tremors already.
Oh, no!
That was my thought.
I've had no oatmeal, but I'm craving it now. Fortunately I can get it downstairs for cheap (less than $2 for a biggish bowl).
I had oatmeal on Friday! Whew. Audits always stress me out.
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Oatmeal totally squicks me, Hecubus. Crime scene photos I can look at...mushy grain, nsm. I'm neurotic, I know. But, alas, nobody wants to have "pale, neurotic sex" with me.(of course that's a Perry Cox quote)
Oatmeal totally squicks me, Hecubus.
You fuckin' baby. It's just gruel!
Please, sir, may I have some more?
Please, sir, may I have some more?
Now see, I went to an Animal House place (which admittedly was "Please sir, may I have another?") with Scrappy instead of Dickens.
It was a good image.
I'm trying to be good and have had oatmeal the last three days.
The only thing more charming than the love affair between Andi and Daniel is the love affair between Daniel and Andi's cats.
So true. I am also lucky in this regard since ND is a ginormous cat lover, and they have fallen in love with him. Mia (aka Puppycat 2.0) follows him around and squeaks at him until he pays attention to her. He even taught her how to handle being picked up. She used to spaz if you tried to hold her, but now she's happy as a clam up there.
Gronklies. I'm beyond exhausted.
It is ridiculous, and I've struggled against it, but in the end, gotta go with Archie Bunker here: "It looks like somebody ate it already and lost it."
It is ridiculous, and I've struggled against it, but in the end, gotta go with Archie Bunker here: "It looks like somebody ate it already and lost it."
You and your gag reflex. Have an artichoke. They look just like plants.