My attendant just told me I need to get laid.
I think the only reasonable response to that is, "Go fuck yourself."
Also, erika -- I had a dream the other night that some Democratic party fundraisers asked me to write a HLotS fic because it would somehow raise money for the party. I told them that I've never watched it, and anyway, I knew a *much* better choice of writer if that's the fandom they wanted, AND that the bonus was that the writer was a big democratic rabble-rouser in her own right. (I was, of course, referring to you.)
So they called you, and you wrote fic for the good of the Democratic party, and all was well.
That's actually closer to "normal" than most of my dreams are.
Did you ask him if he wanted to hit the snotsucker?
I did offer.
He declined.
I think the only reasonable response to that is, "Go fuck yourself."
Miss Manners will back you up on this.
Oatmeal Audit!
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
I have, and I even convinced TCG to have a bowl yesterday.
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
not me. but I might have it for lunch now. colds do odd things to the appetite and tastebuds
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
I had it for breakfast today and on Friday. YUM! Steel cuts with raisins and apricots. I was hoping to get around to toasting up some pecans to crumble up in there, but I didn't, so I settled for slivered almonds.
Oatmeal Audit!
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
As always. My arteries -- and Wilford Brimley -- thank me.
Who's had oatmeal in the last three days?
I didn't, but I was craving it all weekend! No explanation as to why I didn't, other than I'm lazy.
I'd have it for dinner, but I think I have some lettuce I should use before it goes funny.... maybe I will anyway.
Happy Birthday, Andi!
Signed,
Another 37-year-old.
I got to meet Smonster on Saturday!! Yay for brunches!! Yay+plus for Smonster moving to NoCal!
